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Sollux Captor ([info]diio2curii) wrote in [info]marinasylum,
@ 2011-02-08 18:00:00

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Entry tags:eridan ampora, feferi peixes, jade curtiss, karkat vantas, mako nakarai, sollux captor, xion

[video]
[A young and drawn face flickers onto the view screen. He looks haggard and moderately sick, accentuated by the ashen gray of his skin, and there is a steady tic under his left eye.

When he speaks, it is with a pronounced lisp, and all of his sibilants come out as soft "thh".]

Yes. Yes. Exactly fucking this, because when I said, "We have to get out here," I of fucking course meant to an interdimensional fucking prison.

Just.

[Two thin hands come up, and he buries his face in them and gives a watery little moan.]

If I. Didn't feel like ralphing over my new fucking fashion accessory.

[A pause as he straightens and deals a "savage" battery of kicks to what can be assumed to be the iron ball, as you can hear it roll ponderously offscreen.]

I would look every one of you ridiculous fuckpod slurpers up and flood your brain with malware, because I know one of you nookfucks did us in with this.

[He levels an skinny, accusatory finger at the screen, and then pauses, finger curling back in as he considers something. His eyes go distant as he thinks.]

I don't think this is part of the game... I'm pretty positive I didn't program any kind of prison level.

And I'm positive this place isn't fucking Alternia.

[He snorts, and his lips quirk derisively.]

I would have been dead by now, otherwise.



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[info]culleverything
2011-02-08 11:31 pm UTC (link)
[Because this deserves at least a little icon spam!]

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[info]culleverything
2011-02-08 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Sollux! Whale, glub glub glub to you too. You're in a mood~

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-08 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Eh...?

[His face swoops a little closer as he squints as the feed.]

Hopy jegus! Ff, is that you?

Where the hell are you?

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[info]culleverything
2011-02-08 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Of course it's me, silly! Who else would it be!

I'm on my way to the beach to make sure all the lobsters have gone on their way swimmingly!

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-09 04:25 am UTC (link)
[That sound you just heard was Sollux's jaw hitting the floor. Okay, so not really, but kind of.]

Lob...sters?

[One long, slow blink. He shakes himself and holds up his hands.]

Okay, so I'm in... fuck, a prison, and you're on a beach?

[A beat.]

So you're not in prison? Or what? What the fuck is going on here, I thought this place was inescapable. Or at least that's what that pompous douchey "welcome" [he holds up his hands to sketch air quotes] note was all about.

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(no subject) - [info]culleverything, 2011-02-09 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]diio2curii, 2011-02-10 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]culleverything, 2011-02-10 05:36 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]culleverything, 2011-02-10 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]diio2curii, 2011-02-11 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]culleverything, 2011-02-11 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]diio2curii, 2011-02-12 04:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]culleverything, 2011-02-12 05:07 am UTC

[info]agoodfamily
2011-02-09 12:33 am UTC (link)
[She missed the last troll's (or, rather, troll's eye) broadcast, but she's just finished up planting her tree when this one appears, so she's ready for it.

Hey - he looks kinda familiar. And sounds kind of familiar, come to that.]


You're... one of those trolls, right?

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-09 04:30 am UTC (link)
What the fuuuuuuuck.

[He slaps his hands to his face. It sounds like it hurts a little. He talks beyond the hands plastered over part of his mouth.]

How is it that so many fucking of you ridiculous fornicating fuckwads knows what a tro-

[Hold that thought. Sollux leans off to one side to neatly throw up. He really should not be yelling like this with a migrane; he knows from experience, it just makes it worse.]

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[info]agoodfamily
2011-02-09 02:48 pm UTC (link)
I met one of your... [A careful pause, remembering how Karkat spoke about them.] ... friends?... and you look a little bit alike. And sound alike, too.

[She might look just a touch disapproving, until the vomiting starts.] Oh! Are you sick? Do you need help?

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-10 02:34 am UTC (link)
[He recovers from his vomit jaunt, putting both hands to his head.]

Oh...

Oh.

No, no, god please don't come help me. It's just a migraine, I always get them.

[He grits his teeth.]

Uhgghhh I can't even hear the voices, why am I having one of these now....

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[info]agoodfamily
2011-02-10 02:39 am UTC (link)
I-If you're sure... [Uneasy. Vomiting and migraines are pretty bad, right?] ...I mean, I could just show you to the shelter, so that you could lie down.

... voices? [More curious than alarmed, although the possibility for alarm is clearly there.]

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(no subject) - [info]diio2curii, 2011-02-10 02:48 am UTC
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[info]caligulasaqua
2011-02-09 02:04 am UTC (link)
You're supposed to be fucking dead, go back to that so I don't have to deal with you. I liked you a lot better when you were dead then I actually felt a bit bad about it. Now there isn't a smidgen of like, it's all dislike here from me.

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-09 04:14 am UTC (link)
What the everloving fuck are you even talking about.

We established this. Your not!girlfriend resurrected me. Remember that, or is your nook so packed with steaming hoofbest shit that you've gotten amnesia?

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[info]caligulasaqua
2011-02-10 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Last thing I remember is Fef leaving me for your dead body and Gam offering me a beverage. So, she resurrected you? Isn't that just fucking great for you. Next time, how about you stay dead?

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-11 04:50 am UTC (link)
No.

And fuck you, that dying thing hurt a shit ton. At least I died hauling her fatbeast meat out of the fire. Which is more than I can say for you. Some moirail you were.

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(no subject) - [info]caligulasaqua, 2011-02-11 11:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]diio2curii, 2011-02-11 01:06 pm UTC

[info]shellsnicecream
2011-02-09 03:33 am UTC (link)
...Are you a troll? [Her working definition of troll is somethone who swears profusely and creatively, so go figure.]

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-09 04:18 am UTC (link)
[He blinks at the screen, totally nonplussed.]

....

Yes...?

[Eyes dart from side to side.]

And how the fuck would you know that, it's not exactly like we were spreading our existe- okay, you know what, I take that back. We were probably on their shitty newsreels, given how much the others were prostituting themselves out to you fucknooks, so yeah, no surprise there.

[He sighs, and rubs his eyes.]

Yes, I am a troll. How the hell do you know what a troll is, period? Aside for our conceivable appearance on every lit screen in your world.

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[info]shellsnicecream
2011-02-09 04:22 am UTC (link)
I met a troll named Karkat a few days ago. I had no idea he had grey skin, too! I just know trolls say things like "fuckstains on your lazy susans." At least when they're trolling.

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-09 04:27 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that's totally something Karkat woul-

[A double take.]

Wait, Karkat?! Fuck, KK is here?!

[He calms down quickly, not wanting to look like a totally overexcited goon.]

I mean, uh... where is he?

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(no subject) - [info]shellsnicecream, 2011-02-09 04:29 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]shellsnicecream, 2011-02-10 08:50 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]shellsnicecream, 2011-02-12 05:21 am UTC

[info]beepbeepmeow
2011-02-09 12:27 pm UTC (link)
[It takes Karkat a moment to actually turn on his end of the feed. Sollux. Sollux is here! Shock and mingled excitement rushes through him, behind an ever-present undercurrent of annoyance and anger. Anger that Sollux was nabbed too, and annoyance that it took the place so fucking long to grab him.

He'd never say it to his face, never even over text, never even think it in his presence, but Sollux was the master hacker. The coder. Karkat could shake up a good virus (accidentally), but Sollux was basically a god at it. Karkat could barely understand his ~ath codes.

When he finally does turn on the feed, he can't help the slightly smug grin tugging at his lips. The scowl is pretty fierce nevertheless.
]

Couldn't evade this shit, Captor?

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-10 02:38 am UTC (link)
[Oh God he can't help it, a smile spread across his own face, before it gets tamped down into an uncharitable snarl.]

Look who's talking, nookfucker. I don't see you on the high and clear.

[He swallows visibly.]

I'm... I'm glad you're okay. [And then glowers, as if daring his fellow troll to mock him for an unguarded bit of emotion.]

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[info]beepbeepmeow
2011-02-10 01:14 pm UTC (link)
Of course I'm fucking okay. I'm the fucking leader, nothing gets me down. [Not even Terezi acting like Dave for a day! Or Eridan punching him so hard in the face he started bleeding all over him. Or making friends with more humans which he swore he'd never do... okay, but Sollux doesn't need to know about any of that.]

Where are you? You on the chain?

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-10 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Pff. Yeah. You're such a fucking paragon of leadership, I forgot.

[A rattle offscreen as he messes with the chain.]

Yeah, this fucking thing is such a drag. I mean, not as bad as what we had back home, but it sucks anyway. I mean, it's not even like it means anything, either. A fucking squirmer could probably get saddled with one of it killed something on accident.

I think they're trying to get me to get with the rest of the chain gang. But it's taking forever because I keep hurling.

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(no subject) - [info]beepbeepmeow, 2011-02-15 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]diio2curii, 2011-02-17 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beepbeepmeow, 2011-02-17 12:20 pm UTC

[info]absentmorally
2011-02-12 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Enjoying the obscenities, are we?

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[info]diio2curii
2011-02-17 04:23 am UTC (link)
More than you will ever fucking imagine. It is so fucking theraputic, I can feel my squawkbox tighten with joy. Oh wait, that's fucking rage. Excuse me while I go and fucking split my head open against a wall.

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[info]absentmorally
2011-02-17 05:01 am UTC (link)
[ "Swearing is the last refuge of the ignorant," they say. but Jade does not actually quote it, because he has a question. ]

Squawkbox?

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