|Sollux Captor (diio2curii) wrote in marinasylum,|
@ 2011-02-08 18:00:00
|Entry tags:||eridan ampora, feferi peixes, jade curtiss, karkat vantas, mako nakarai, sollux captor, xion|
[A young and drawn face flickers onto the view screen. He looks haggard and moderately sick, accentuated by the ashen gray of his skin, and there is a steady tic under his left eye.
When he speaks, it is with a pronounced lisp, and all of his sibilants come out as soft "thh".]
Yes. Yes. Exactly fucking this, because when I said, "We have to get out here," I of fucking course meant to an interdimensional fucking prison.
[Two thin hands come up, and he buries his face in them and gives a watery little moan.]
If I. Didn't feel like ralphing over my new fucking fashion accessory.
[A pause as he straightens and deals a "savage" battery of kicks to what can be assumed to be the iron ball, as you can hear it roll ponderously offscreen.]
I would look every one of you ridiculous fuckpod slurpers up and flood your brain with malware, because I know one of you nookfucks did us in with this.
[He levels an skinny, accusatory finger at the screen, and then pauses, finger curling back in as he considers something. His eyes go distant as he thinks.]
I don't think this is part of the game... I'm pretty positive I didn't program any kind of prison level.
And I'm positive this place isn't fucking Alternia.
[He snorts, and his lips quirk derisively.]
I would have been dead by now, otherwise.