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Penelope Garcia (unmitigated) wrote in marinasylum,
@ 2012-05-08 22:02:00

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alexander harris, daniel osbourne, elena gilbert, kitty pryde (aoa), penelope garcia, peter parker, rebecca crane, rose tyler, spencer reid, suzaku kururugi, yuri lowell

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[An alarmed face appears on the video. Blonde hair with pink streaks, brightly colored chunky jewelry, thick-rimmed glasses. Immediately, she starts rambling.]

Okay. I'm used to weird, but this is like -- the freaking Twilight Zone. The creepy, prison-themed Twilight Zone with an embarrassingly hackable headset and no keyboard in sight, which is its own special level of hell and somewhere I'd rather not hang, capiche?

Someone please just pinch me, or do whatever it is you do to get someone to wake up from a bad dream, and preferably without any more violence than absolutely necessary, because ickiness is totally not something we need to add to the mix --

[She may not take a breath anytime soon, unless someone cares to interrupt...]

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	[video] kitty_has_claws 2012-05-09 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Waking someone from a bad dream, hm? I think it involves pouring a bucket of fruit punch on them, but then it's sugary and wet. You could attract ants and then you're back to ickiness. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unmitigated 2012-05-09 02:11 am UTC (link)
	That is -- a surprisingly detailed answer that pretty much leaves me right where you found me. But, thanks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video; needmymp3 2012-05-09 02:10 am UTC (link)
	If you want a keyboard, I can supply. [Fellow hacker of the flimsy headsets.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unmitigated 2012-05-09 02:13 am UTC (link)
	...And hello to the hacker fairy. Usually I play that role myself, but I'm pretty glad to see you right about now... [rambly jokes totally ease tensions.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	notapirate 2012-05-09 02:28 am UTC (link)
	[Welcome to a familiar face. Just a little younger and plus one eye patch. It could be halloween.] Normally I like making fast with the talking, but maybe you should take a deep breath. In. Out. No Rod Serling here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1/2 unmitigated 2012-05-09 02:30 am UTC (link)
	[-- !!] Kevi-- (Reply to this) (Parent)

	unmitigated 2012-05-09 02:37 am UTC (link)
	...Wow. I'm in the Land of Oz. Only with -- pirates. Much... younger pirates! You're so going to be laughing when I wake up and tell you about this. But let's get this out of the way now: I don't sing, I left my best red wedges in my other dream, and if I see one flying monkey, Mister, I'm diving under the nearest table. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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1/??? h'okay here we go, video to come eventually

thisiscalm
2012-05-09 02:35 am UTC (link)

[Three weeks in, just about. He's always known of the possibility that someone would show up, but never actually believed it would happen. Hell, half the time he wasn't even sure this was really happening or if he was restrained in a padded room somewhere - Marina can do that to a person - but most of all he never expected to see anyone from home.

And then, three weeks in, someone comes. She comes.

At first, he doesn't believe it. Brows furrowed in disbelief he stares at the screen, breath frozen in his lungs as if the intake of air would shatter the illusion.]

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2/??? you might want to grab some popcorn

thisiscalm
2012-05-09 02:40 am UTC (link)

[And then it all sinks in - her voice, choice of words, the blond and pink, bright bright colors to fight the darkness and he can't stay still. Breath still caught in his throat he gets up on his feet, attention fully focused on that familiar voice at the end of the line, so much so that the rest of the world melts away.

His breakfast companion will have to excuse this behavior. He can't help it.]

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	3/??? maybe even put on some coffee, just in case thisiscalm 2012-05-09 02:44 am UTC (link)
	[Finally, a breath washes out over his lips, melts into a smile. He still can't believe it, but the sheer relief of hearing something that familiar is overwhelming.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	4/5 I think. Yep. thisiscalm 2012-05-09 02:46 am UTC (link)
	[Okay, okay... he can't push this off forever, even if he's honestly afraid she'll disappear soon as he acknowledges her existance. Hands shaking ever so slightly Reid draws a breath, steadies himself... and then flicks the switch for video.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	video; thisiscalm 2012-05-09 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Garcia..? [Softly. Cautiously.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video webcrawler 2012-05-09 03:31 am UTC (link)
	How's this sound-- I pinch you, you pinch me. We don't stop until somebody wakes up. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unmitigated 2012-05-09 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like something I could turn into a really snappy comeback if I weren't stuck in freak-out mode. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	beamspams 2012-05-09 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh, there's a computer lab that isn't too far from here. You can get into them that way by abusing the wireless functions. ...not that it's done me much good yet. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unmitigated 2012-05-10 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Abusing makes it sound so violent. I prefer to think of it as "creatively working outside the established parameters." But computer lab, huh? Decent specs over there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	[ video ] taciturnbeast 2012-05-09 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Pinching never works. Weird. And ouch. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unmitigated 2012-05-10 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know, it might beat a dousing with ice water. But hey, whatever floats your boat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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video;

risks
2012-05-09 04:15 pm UTC (link)

[ Elena's totally taking Garcia's panic seriously. It's only been a few days since her own. But she's still mildly amused by the rambling, which explains the slight smile. ] Hey, it's okay. You're fine. I know that's hard to believe, but... [ Elena trails off, glances around her apartment. ] More or less. I'm Elena, and you're at a prison that's underwater, and it's all going to be a little weird for awhile.

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	unmitigated 2012-05-10 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	So I just heard. But hey, thanks for understanding. For a second I thought I was the only one who finds this extremely not-normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	trueknight 2012-05-09 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I can't promise anything, but I've heard that breathing is actually pretty good for you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unmitigated 2012-05-10 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, you kids and your new-fangled ideas. [she's doing a lot better now that Reid has more or less explained things. Also: hello mister long-haired-and-easy-on-the-eyes] Sorry for the temporary trip off the deep end. I was an inter-dimensional underwater prison virgin until today, can you believe it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	black_as_knight 2012-05-09 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	No, it's really not-- I'm sorry, Miss, but did you say the headsets are -- hackable? [ he really meant to be more sympathetic; she sounds so alarmed. but... ] (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	video; wishgrant 2012-05-11 06:56 am UTC (link)
	...Nothin' you're sayin' makes sense. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	Coffee's not bad here. Few cuppas might convince you s'not a dream, yeah? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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