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heroofblood (heroofblood) wrote in marinasylum,
@ 2012-05-02 20:49:00

Entry tags:

eridan ampora, gamzee makara, helix wamtani, karkat vantas, legion, sollux captor

[Video]
[Hello Marina, a short troll is grumbling, huffing and puffing in anger at you via video. Look at him on a bunch of pillows, some his own, some not and some most definitely stolen from Sollux's bed.]

First of all, whoever created pillows, fucking genius!

Second of all, none of you are the ones that invented pillows so you are all fucking idiots.

[Let him just shift to get more comfortable.]

This isn't why I bugged you today, no instead, I bugged you all to ask how you deal with asshole roommates that should be punched right on the fucking lisp. Suggestions? Comments?

~~(shhh my phone never corrected anything to Vatheon what are you talking about.)~~

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	bee2 2012-05-03 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Did you thteal thothe off of my rethpite thquare? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	heroofblood 2012-05-03 11:24 am UTC (link)
	...So what if I did? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bee2 2012-05-03 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heroofblood 2012-05-03 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	Because. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bee2 2012-05-04 02:24 am UTC (link)
	I want them back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	voice buildconsensus 2012-05-03 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	We advise conflict resolution through social communication instead of violent action. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	heroofblood 2012-05-03 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	What if he's a pompous bulgelicker that takes everything as some stupid joke and hits on you to the point you feel fucking violated for being his best friend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buildconsensus 2012-05-04 12:02 am UTC (link)
	[ ... That.. That is not something Legion has much data on. ] The previous recommendation still presents itself as a viable solution to the conflict. Have you previously attempted this and failed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	I CANT BELIEVE HE IS GETTING ADVICE FROM LEIGON heroofblood 2012-05-04 12:08 am UTC (link)
	I've talked to him, yeah. What do I fucking look like some sort of panrotted fucknut with my cranium lodged so far up my waste chute that it should pain me to breathe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	IT'S OK LEGIONS PLAYED 70 HOURS OF A DATING SIM IT'S GOT THIS!! /it failed at it buildconsensus 2012-05-04 01:17 am UTC (link)
	No. Your current stature suggests a biological inability to perform that action. A lack of shared perspective coupled with tendencies to follow emotional responses leads to conflict. We advise rectifying this and approaching the problem again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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heroofblood, 2012-05-04 02:15 am UTC

hey all that matters is that legion picked out that sarcasm A+++ for effort ok !!!!! -

buildconsensus, 2012-05-04 02:26 am UTC

WOAH IT'S AN ASSHOLE. -

heroofblood, 2012-05-04 02:40 am UTC

GETH TO NOT INTENTIONALLY ACT LIKE ASSHOLES [video] -

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	private bee2 2012-05-04 02:26 am UTC (link)
	[ oops. guess who found this. Sollux, that's who. now he's worried he's fucked something up. ] Ith it really that bad? Am I really making you feel like that, KK? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private i really hope leigon is good at hacking lmfao heroofblood 2012-05-04 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Sweet troll jegus. Look, alright, you're making all this stupid shit more complicated. What even is it, red? I don't fucking know, everything always seems so great then you throw me and quadrants into the equation and everything goes to fucking shit. Like, haha let's just piss all over Karkat's fun because he's a terrible person and deserves it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private shuuush! bee2 2012-05-04 02:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm not trying to pith all over you. At firtht I wath kind of teathing, but the more I thought about it... Fuck, Karkat. I thought it wath pretty obviouth that I could never be in thome deep black hate with you. But I'll back off and shit. I promithe. Don't be upthet with me. [ yeap, one of THOSE moods. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

private cannot be tamed -

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private i will fluff your hair again, you -

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	[Video] bluemoondog 2012-05-03 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	How do you know I didn't invent pillows in my universe? [He didn't, but he felt like having a little fun with this.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	heroofblood 2012-05-04 12:04 am UTC (link)
	How do you know I give two fucking shits? Spoiler: I don't. [He crosses his arms huffing.] I doubt the inventor of pillows would be in a jail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bluemoondog 2012-05-08 04:08 am UTC (link)
	That depends. You can definitely kill someone with a pillow. Maybe I lost my mind over my Pillow Making Empire and went on a killing spree, snuffing out innocent lives one by one as they slept. Maybe it was over some epic rivalry! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SOMEONE IS INTERESTED heroofblood 2012-05-08 04:30 am UTC (link)
	... over black rom? What? Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bluemoondog, 2012-05-10 04:00 am UTC

SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY -

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	caligulasaqua 2012-05-04 08:20 am UTC (link)
	Just have him fuckin' culled, Kar, easy as that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	heroofblood 2012-05-04 11:28 am UTC (link)
	I don't have people culled, dipshit, and even if I did, I wouldn't. [Awkward pause.] Do you have any real advice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caligulasaqua 2012-05-04 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Real advice for what, havin' a roommate? How about you move in with me instead, since it's not like any a' my roommates last long enough for me to get an opinion on how to react towards them! How about this for fuckin' 'advice,' don't room with lispin' assholes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heroofblood 2012-05-04 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	...You won't even talk to me and you want me to move in with you? Fuck, Ampora. Make up your mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

caligulasaqua, 2012-05-05 02:35 am UTC

PRIVATE EVEN THOUGH SOLLUX COULD EASILY HACK THIS COS AAA -

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KARKAT IS EVERYONE'S SHOOSH PAPPER -

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	wow late thehonking 2012-05-05 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	[Palebro senses. Tingling.] Do I need to get my paps on, bro? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sobs i was waiting for you heroofblood 2012-05-05 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I don't fucking know. I mean, yeah. Goddammit. I said some stupid shit and I just keep fucking shit up worse. I feel like I'm swirling around the drain of "Wow Karkat there is no salvaging you, you waste of space. So buckle the fuck up and scream until your ugly stupid windpipe swells shut." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorry ;; thehonking 2012-05-05 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Shhhh. I'll be right at a motherfucker's side sooner than he can blink. So don't go nowhere. [Gamzee fast-travel is go.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	its ok heroofblood 2012-05-05 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, dude. I'm actually about to head over to Ampora's hive, I think, because being here is not helping anything... I think if I don't take a break from this fuckery either Captor or I is going to find defenestration a viable solution. ... If I can fucking make it there without being murdered or something... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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yep palemate cuddling in the same house as an upset sollux, totally appropriate -

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