|C-3PO (worrybot) wrote in marinasylum,|
@ 2012-01-02 20:44:00
|Entry tags:||alois trancy, arianna vard, atsuro kihara, c-3po, helix wamtani, kohran li, komui lee, lyle dylandy, miwako sakurada, r2-d2, rebecca crane, roxas, shinwoo han, subaru nakajima, yuri lowell|
[ On the video screen: an expression-less gold-plated robot, who adjusts the focus of the video several times, fussily. ]
Hello. Hello, is this thing on? [ He taps it. ] All right. [ He straightens proudly. ] I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. I am a... recent arrival to this planet and only seek to be of assistance to the residents here. I am fluent in over six billion forms of communication and would be glad to assist in issues of protocol and diplomacy.
[ And then he sighs -- or at least, it sounds like a sigh, even though he doesn't have real lungs. ] Oh, what's the use? I'm sure I'll be in pieces before morning.
[ On that despairing note, he turns the video off. ]