Touma Kamijou (such_misfortune) wrote in marinasylum, @ 2011-08-09 00:56:00 |
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Entry tags: | alexis castle, ava wilson, izaya orihara, kanji tatsumi, malcolm reynolds, sasha, touma kamijou, xerxes break, zelgadis greywars |
[ Voice | Open ]
[ There they were.
The words Touma dislikes hearing the most first thing in the mornings; especially on mornings where he has yet to be awake and have coffee first.
"...more inmates will be integrated into the facility."
Yeah, he knows, Acumen. He is aware of the "disruption". ]
Okay, Marina newcomers, listen up. There are two questions that come up a lot, and I can answer both for you right away.
Number one: if you're hungry, you can walk toward the center of the dome. You can't miss it, there's a damn clock tower there. You find your way down into the Shelter and-- [ With more directions here. ] --you'll end up in the kitchen. There are robots there. They will make you food. All kinds of food, too. It's not the best, but there's no use complaining.
Number two! If you're just itching to yell at the warden, you can find a little booth nearby just for that. Just punch up "kiosk" on your headset -- don't ask me how, it's in your guides -- and follow the directions. Lodge all your complaints and questions about how everything here is unfair and you don't deserve to be here, yadda yadda.
[ Believe it or not, he actually thinks he's being quite helpful, despite his disinterested tone. Finally, he sighs, and the volume fades as he pulls the headset away from his ear before he shuts it off. ] Ahh, whatever. I'm going back to bed. G'luck...
[ Click goes the feed. But he's only gone for a moment before he's back, and more irritated. ]
Oh! And the wise-asses who submitted those fake roommate applications? Real helpful, you guys. Classy work.
[ Click; for reals this time. ]