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Tweak says, "There Can Be Only One"

eve (etrres) wrote in lovebizarre,
@ 2011-10-07 18:58:00

I've never been one for introductions....
let's make this short and sweet, shall we?

» Eve M. Torres.
» WWE D-EVE-ah!
» Former clippers dancer.
» Philanthropist.
» Spokeswoman.
» Skilled in Jiu-Jitsu, yet will spend the next million and a half years at a blue belt level.
» Self-proclaimed nerd.
» Convinced that the new Lily on Modern Family was either a mob boss in a previous life or will grow up to be a mob boss.
» swagga like eve or customs to go.

.....any questions?

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	uncaged 2011-10-08 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Nice to see you, Eve. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	nice to see you, too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	celestialbeing 2011-10-08 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Yay, Eve! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	yay you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lalae 2011-10-08 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Hey Eve! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	hey layyyyy! miss you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	abretusojos 2011-10-08 07:14 am UTC (link)
	I haven't decided whether that show's really good, or if Sofia Vergara's setting us back twenty years. Maybe both? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	it's a little bit of both, actually. but i don't think they could have picked anyone better than sofia for that role. she's just so naturally charasmatic. when i grow up i want to be just like gloria delgado-pritchett. minus manny. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shellshocked 2011-10-08 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Hello E...this is silly. I already know you. What's up Torres? See that picture? When you do that, you get your black belt. Bright explosion effect included. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	I KNOW YOU TOO. don't try to deny it. ;) when i do finally get my black belt? i might already be six feet under. i've been on blue for about 3098457302 years now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_adouble 2011-10-08 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Hello beautiful. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	hello to you too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	$Karlee Perez \\ Maxine$ karleep 2011-10-10 02:17 am UTC (link)
	welcome around. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	thank you. good to be here! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	knalb 2011-10-10 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Girlfriend! <3 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	wifey!!! <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baisers 2011-10-12 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	P.S. She's not wifey, you silly goose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	then where does this leave me?! :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knalb 2011-10-13 03:21 am UTC (link)
	In need of a new nickname for me apparently. :( Until then, I'll totally be your "you know what" in spirit. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baisers 2011-10-13 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh come on, even you use that name for me he says it so much! You can be her something else for sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knalb 2011-10-14 01:09 am UTC (link)
	I know, I can't even help it. It's so cute and it's just..it's you! I'll be something else. Time to brainstorm, Evie-love! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	apriljeanetteme 2011-10-10 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Hey Eve. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	hey april! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	madisonraynee 2011-10-10 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh hello. Big fan of your... moonsault. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	delayed moonsault.... something tells me you had another word in mind. don't be shy! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	baisers 2011-10-11 03:05 am UTC (link)
	E-V-E!!! You totally haven't sent my skirt back and it's making me pout. Borrow does not mean forever, woman! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	ON THE CONTRARY, MY DEAR. that was a skirt that you borrowed from me and never returned. so technically i'm taking back what was already mine! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baisers 2011-10-12 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	You totally lent it to me and lent is basically the same thing as gift, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	not unless it has 'property of eve torres' sewn on the label! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baisers 2011-10-13 06:13 am UTC (link)
	You sew labels into your clothes!? Eve Torres! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mattjcardona 2011-10-12 04:11 am UTC (link)
	What's up Bro? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	etrres 2011-10-12 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	BROSKI! about time you showed up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mattjcardona 2011-10-12 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not following you around like a puppy.. unless you want me to. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	marialkan 2011-10-13 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Eve!!! (Reply to this)