20 most recent entries

Date:2016-10-26 21:42

Businessman. Guerrero. Entertainer. Padre. Patriot.

But already knew that.

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Date:2016-08-21 22:32
Subject:riddleofsteelar on AIM.

I am still Unified United States champion and Television champion. And the key to ratings sweeps week. Adore me and talk more.

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Date:2016-08-18 18:16
Subject:Onemannation on AIM or custom friendly.

Apollo Crews, (NOT Creed although that movie was dope).
Blue Brand Certified
Next Intercontinental Champion
Allergic to the counterfeit
Impartial to the politics
Refuses to punctuate
Is this haiku yet

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Date:2016-08-18 17:16
Subject:kcandjojoo or customs

Summerslam is 3 days away!

Then again, that means summer is almost over. Oh hell no!

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Date:2016-08-18 08:19
Subject:Charliebayleygates or the "C" word. Noooo, customs silly!

Hi, my name is Pam. In many circles I am known as Bayley. I absolutely looove long walks to the Performance Center, 20 minutes on the leg press, and belly to belly suplexes. Want to be my friend? Apply here.

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Date:2016-05-09 01:07
Subject:AIM: lasskicked

Here to kickass and chew chewits. Who remembers chewits? Did they have those in America? They were the best. Hi!

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Date:2016-03-17 06:08

Miss me?

(You don't have to answer that)

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Date:2016-03-07 18:25
Subject:AIM: OneManNation/customs/mix tapes/moonsault friendly.

Someone tell my phone that I do not, nor ever plan on typing "Appalonia" when I log in.

Wait. Maybe this once. What's good?

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Date:2016-01-12 18:33

Hola everybody! Introductions are not my strong point so I'll just bitch about the useless AIM sign up form that just gives you error after error after error. Five days I've been trying to sign a name to it now so I can actually converse with you lovely people, but nope. Its image captcha doesn't work, it's not recognizing email addresses or phone numbers. Absolutely useless. I'd contact customer services but I'm fairly sure I'd just get through to an intoxicated monkey.

So for now, you can catch me here. If anybody feels like giving it a shot for me, go for it. I'm past the point of caring what username I have. me and technology don't get on, unless its Snapchat. But only the special get access to that ;)

I'm Amanda. Fitness gal, beauty queen, Tough Enough runner up, Total Diva, pain in the butt, newly single and sharpening my claws. Looking forward to mixing it up with like minded folk.

No, I haven't had ass implants.

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Date:2015-06-12 22:50
Subject:RiddleofSteelAR on AIM.

There is no word for "Quit" in Bulgarian. By that meaning, I can only say this.

One. More. Match.

There is also no translation for "Broken foot shoved up Ryback's Ass" but I digress.

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Date:2015-06-05 02:23

Hi. I'm Kevin Steen. I made a kid eat dog food.

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Date:2015-02-17 21:08
Subject:In Commnist Whorelando Ass Kicks YOU

Today's thought for awake brahs:

What is your future spouse doing rightnow?

6'3", 228lbs
Bench: 370 x Infinite
Bodypoints: 7661
Rep Power: 8822
Boot Kamp KREW

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Date:2014-10-31 16:55

John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar AGAIN!?

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Date:2014-10-18 22:34

It took three men, one fist, and an arsenal of spears. And we took over the world.

Hi. I'm Joe. First response gets a prize.

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Date:2014-06-04 00:17
Subject:"Céad mí­le fáilte"

Good day. Per my arrival agreement, I'll be needing locations of the nearest Halloween store. (Seems they do bulk sales here?), newly soled boots, a roast chicken, A Shark Vaccum, and a subscription to "".

Hang on, there's such a thing as a "Turf and Turf"? America, you have my attention.

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Date:2014-04-27 08:21

How do you introduce yourself to people who know you already?

Hi people I've seen before.

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Date:2014-02-12 12:41
Subject:Taeboleiver@aim or Customs. Letters. Email. Bottles. Pigeons.

I'm your Valentine's Day gift. Come at me. Bo. (Edit: I liked that one better!)

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Date:2013-12-01 17:48
Subject:You want beef you can bring ya best...

-Killing John Cena doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
-If John Cena was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Justin Beiber, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Beiber. Twice.
-If you wake up in the morning, it’s because John Cena spared your life.
-Superman wears John Cena pajamas.
-If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but John Cena says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.
-1.6 billion Chinese are angry with John Cena due to a traffic issue in Shanghai. Sounds like a fair fight. (True Story: Left Turns in a one way are a thing.)
-Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because John Cena does not feel like carrying you.
-John Cena was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to John Cena.
-John Cena played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
-When life gave John Cena lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. John Cena hates lemonade.
-John Cena doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
-When John Cena was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
-When John Cena pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
-John Cena’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

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Date:2013-04-19 17:53
Subject:PrinceofTeds on AIM. Random scene friendly.

For those that don't know me, I'm Ted Dibiase. Those that know deeper can figure out the rest of the name. Or Wikipedia. I spent a bit of "me time" getting re-adjusted to the world outside of WWE and devoting it to someones who are a lot greater than myself. It was enlightening to say the least. If you're reading this late, for any reason, thank you for chiming in. I'm here, and ready to write the next chapter of this crazy life.

And, of course, to entertain better than anybody else around. Its in the blood, you know?

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Date:2012-08-27 15:11

To: Friends, coworkers, the WWE Universe, and others.

From: The Desk of Levesque,Paul M. (D.B.A Hunter Hearst Helmsley c/o World Wrestling Entertainment) Executive Vice President: Talent & Live Events

Subject: Introduction.

Welcome to Insanejournal! Or, I have gotten this a bit backwards, considering that I'm the newest to re-join this community or writing group. I'd like to take time out to introduce myself. For those who I haven't gotten the pleasure of meeting yet, my name is Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Triple H as the best of nicknames. While my driver's license and business account may say something different, I do go by the working name. I've answered to it for almost twenty years now, and with what we do, I'll give the same courtesy.

As stated, I am the Executive Vice President, Talent and Live Events. Its a long name, definitely and with good bit of responsibility. My day to day duties involve a lot of writing, a few headaches, and being berated by an angry, well connected Irishman for most anything. In my spare time, I enjoy my daughters, my wife's jokes and yes, still professional wrestling. If anyone wishes to contact me, business or otherwise, feel free to do so here, or at my AIM of AnnoRegni2009. I'll never be too busy to say hello.

Thank you and enjoy your reading,


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