let's make this short and sweet, shall we?

» Eve M. Torres.
» WWE D-EVE-ah!
» Former clippers dancer.
» Philanthropist.
» Spokeswoman.
» Skilled in Jiu-Jitsu, yet will spend the next million and a half years at a blue belt level.
» Self-proclaimed nerd.
» Convinced that the new Lily on Modern Family was either a mob boss in a previous life or will grow up to be a mob boss.
» swagga like eve or customs to go.

.....any questions?