You want beef you can bring ya best...
-Killing John Cena doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry. -If John Cena was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Justin Beiber, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Beiber. Twice. -If you wake up in the morning, it’s because John Cena spared your life. -Superman wears John Cena pajamas. -If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but John Cena says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef. -1.6 billion Chinese are angry with John Cena due to a traffic issue in Shanghai. Sounds like a fair fight. (True Story: Left Turns in a one way are a thing.) -Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because John Cena does not feel like carrying you. -John Cena was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to John Cena. -John Cena played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. -When life gave John Cena lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. John Cena hates lemonade. -John Cena doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. -When John Cena was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. -When John Cena pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction. -John Cena’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.