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May 9th, 2009

FIC: "Such is the Flare Through" for miramiraficfic

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Recipient: [info]miramiraficfic
Author: [info]injustice_worth
Title: Such is the Flare Through
Rating: PG
Pairings: Rufus Scrimgeour/Rita Skeeter. sort of?
Word Count: 2620
Warnings: Not much. Rufus does a bit of cursing but, well, that's Rufus, and it really isn't terribly excessive.
Summary: The press has been at it again, revealing Ministry secrets. Auror Rufus Scrimgeour has just about had it with the whole lot of them, particularly with the harpy known as Rita Skeeter. Unfortunately for Rufus, Or, in which Rufus has further issues with women.
Author's Notes: First war and all that, where Crouch is Barty Crouch Sr., Rufus and Moody are doing their Auror-ly duties, and so on. PROBABLY ought to say that no small part of the image of Rita held in mind comes from a mix of the Rita-ones o' skeeter_green, who portrays Rita far more aptly than I ever could, and featherxquill, who writes both Rita and Rufus far more skillfully than I've a prayer at chancing. Not to place any blame on them for the stilted/whatnot Rita produced here so much as to say that if anything about her is even vaguely Rita, they'd probably be why. Much of the gracias, then, to both of them. The title is from the same poem as the beginning bit, the line being as follows: "such / is the flare through memory or desire." At any rate. My apologies if this lacks in plot and such; the initial idea had a bit more of that, not to mention more characters and a McGonagall/Robards focus, bu-ut it kind of got out of control. So, er, hope this is acceptable annnnd je ne sais pas. LOVELY. DAY.

Such is the Flare Through )

May 3rd, 2009

FIC: "The Backalley Annual C*cks*cking Contest" for featherxquill

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(Modly apologies to the author for 'asterisking' the title. I take responsibility for this wimpy "above the cut tag" change, which was made for the sake of people reading this community at work or the like.)

Recipient: [info]featherxquill
Author: [info]woldy
Title: The Backalley Annual C*cks*cking Contest
Rating: R
Pairings: Rita Skeeter/Erato Zabini (implied Erato/husbands)
Word Count: ~1600 words
Warnings: switching first person POV, strap-ons, more than a hint of crack
Summary: It wasn't anything as simple as sex appeal; if I had to put my finger on it I'd say they had charisma. And a talent for c*cks*cking, of course.
Author's Notes: This plotbunny ambushed me, but it's a gamble for an exchange fic so I hope you like it, featherxquill! If not, then I'm happy to write you another story in recompense. With thanks to my lovely beta, & to Shar Rednour for the inspiration.

The Backalley Annual C*cks*cking Contest )

April 25th, 2009

FIC: "Apart" for ldymusyc

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Recipient: [info]ldymusyc
Author/Artist: [info]featherxquill
Title: Apart
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Rita Skeeter
Word Count: 15,418
Summary: After the war, Draco doesn't know who he is apart from the mark on his arm. Rita is unlike anyone he's ever known and her difference aids him in discovery.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, and also to our wonderful Mod for her patience with my Epic Deadline Fail when this fic grew a mind of its own. Hope you like it, [info]ldymusyc!

Apart )

April 19th, 2008

FIC: 'To Earth, Like Ashes' for xochiquetzl

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Recipient: [info]xochiquetzl
Author: [info]featherxquill
Title: To Earth, Like Ashes
Rating: R
Pairings: Rita Skeeter/Igor Karkaroff
Word Count: 5,000
Warnings: Er, politics? (and canon character death)
Summary: In the summer following Voldemort’s acknowledged return to power, the International Confederation of Wizards calls an emergency meeting in Sofia, Bulgaria. It’s Rita Skeeter’s first assignment in a year. It’s where Igor Karkaroff has gone to disappear.
Author's Notes: Xochiquetzl, I hope you like it! Many thanks to beta-of-fabulousness, K ([info]bain_sidhe. Any mistakes in regard to Eastern European politics are my own.

To Earth, Like Ashes )

April 11th, 2008

FIC: 'A Game of Fox and Hounds' for kaycee

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Recipient: [info]kaycee
Author: [info]djinnj
Title: A Game of Fox and Hounds
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Snape/Skeeter
Word Count: 5450
Warnings: none
Summary: Her unauthorised biography of Harry Potter was at the top of Flourish and Blotts International's best seller list for eighteen weeks. There's only one story that could beat that, and she'll get it or her name isn't Rita Skeeter.
Author's Notes: This story takes place post-DH but pre-epilogue. Many thanks to my swift and brilliant beta. I hope this story pleases. :)

A Game of Fox and Hounds )
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