Title: The Boy Who Loved Bananas
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Oliver/banana, Percy/banana, Oliver/Percy
Rating: PG-13
Length/Word Count: One-Shot, 1,025 words
Warnings/Content: Inappropriate banana love? Percy and Oliver are both still students when this takes place. (Banana's age is unknown.)
Summary: Oliver Wood liked to eat bananas. An indecent amount of bananas. Not that Percy was paying particular attention to that fact.
Notes: Written for roozetter who won my services as part of fandomaid. I blame her for everything. Thanks to train_tracks for the beta! <3
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( The Boy Who Loved Bananas )

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Title: An Inconvenient Holiday
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Severus/Harry
Rating: R
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 937 words
Warnings/Content:
Summary: Harry's determined to get his way. Severus finds out the advantages in letting him.
Notes: Written for alisanne who won me as part of fandomaid. Her prompt was "treat". Err...it's implied? Also I used a prompt she gave me several years ago that she probably doesn't even remember. ;) Thanks to torino10154 for the advice and train_tracks for the beta! <3
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( An Inconvenient Holiday )

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Title: A Proper Gift
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG-13 (maybe soft R)
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 841 words
Warnings/Content: Ridiculousness
Summary: Severus has purchased a perfectly serviceable gift for Potter, and he doesn't need any help, especially not from meddlesome witches.
Notes: For torino10154, because I know she really didn't want Filch for Christmas, and also written for adventdrabbles prompt #13 - worst gift ever. Unbeta'd so please forgive and/or point out any typos/errors. Thanks! <3 One of my 2012 Holiday Ficlets
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( A Proper Gift )

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Title: Delicious
Author: sdk
Fandom: Love it or List it RPF
Pairing/Characters: Hilary, David
Rating: PG
Length/Word Count: Drabble, 100 words
Summary: The network sends over a gift for the holidays. Unfortunately for David, Hilary gets to it first.
Notes: Written for adventdrabbles prompt 1- gingerbread house. I blame alisanne (she knows why!). Unbeta'd so please forgive and/or point out any typos/errors! Thanks! <3
Disclaimer: The following is fictional. I don't own Love it or List it nor do I claim any of this is real.

( Delicious )

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Title: Screwed
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Length/Word Count: One-Shot, ~4500 words
Warnings/Content: rimming, anal, some frotting and a little bit of a blow job. Also there are tentacles. But not while all that other stuff is going on.
Summary: Draco and Harry are Auror partners and together they fight crime! Also the occasional slime monster or two.
Notes: Written for alisanne who prompted me with "Harry/Draco, red" and this Star Trek icon:

I'm afraid the red is quite incidental, and alisanne might not have quite known what she was in for with the rest. One of my anniversary "ficlets" (heh). Special thanks to torino10154 and roozetter for the fabulous feedback and beta! <3
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( Screwed )

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Title: Scarred For Life
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Scorpius/Lily Luna
Rating: PG
Length/Word Count: Drabble, 100x2
Warnings/Content: None
Summary: Lily has a strange sense of humour.
Notes: Written for hp_nextgen100's prompt cup of tea. Unbeta'd so please forgive and/or point out any typos/errors. Thanks! <3
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( Scarred For Life )

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Title: Hired Help
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Length/Word Count: Drabble, 100x11 (err…got a bit carried away)
Warnings/Content: Masturbation, voyeurism, implied sex
Summary: Draco's desperate. So desperate he calls on Harry Potter for help.
Notes: Written for draco100's prompt "Hired Help" (yes my title is so very creative). Unbeta'd so please forgive and point out any typos/errors. Thanks! <3
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( Hired Help )

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Title: Harry Potter the Oblivious Wonder
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron, Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Length/Word Count: Drabble, 100x4
Warnings/Content: Implied sex
Summary: This calls for drastic measures.
Notes: Written for harry100's prompt, Oblivious, as well as adventdrabbles's prompts, #10-Fur, #12-Sleigh Ride, and #13-Christmas Ribbon. Unbeta'd so please forgive and point out any typos/errors I might have missed. Thanks! <3
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( Harry Potter the Oblivious Wonder )

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Title: Performance Anxiety
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 400 words
Warnings/Content: light innuendo
Summary: It was going to be a very long day.
Notes: Written for the prompt, "Severus/Harry, renewal" from alisanne. Unbeta'd so please forgive and point out any typos/erorrs! Thanks. <3
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( Performance Anxiety )

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Title: Flatmates: Afterglow (Part 9/9)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG
Length/Word Count: 668 words for this part.
Warnings/Content: none
Summary: The ends justify the means.
Notes: Written for adventdrabbles and dedicated to the lovely torino10154 who requested some Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione an embarrassingly long time ago. Happy Christmas, bb! <3 This concludes the series of 9 ficlets. Unbeta'd, so please forgive and/or point out any mistakes/errors you find!
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

Link to Part 1: Flatmates: Prologue
Link to Part 2: Flatmates: Breakfast
Link to Part 3: Flatmates: When in Doubt, Fake it
Link to Part 4: Flatmates: Caught
Link to Part 5: Flatmates: Possibilities
Link to Part 6: Flatmates: Christmas Eve
Link to Part 7: Flatmates: Draco's Gift
Link to Part 8: Flatmates: Whatever He Wants

( Flatmates: Afterglow )

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Title: Flatmates: Whatever He Wants (Part 8/9)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Length/Word Count: 733 words for this part.
Warnings/Content: more blow jobs, cunnilingus, anal
Summary: Draco enjoys his gift.
Notes: Written for adventdrabbles and dedicated to the lovely torino10154 who requested some Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione an embarrassingly long time ago. Happy Christmas, bb! <3
This will be a series of 9 ficlets. Unbeta'd, so please forgive and/or point out any mistakes/errors you find!
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

Link to Part 1: Flatmates: Prologue
Link to Part 2: Flatmates: Breakfast
Link to Part 3: Flatmates: When in Doubt, Fake it
Link to Part 4: Flatmates: Caught
Link to Part 5: Flatmates: Possibilities
Link to Part 6: Flatmates: Christmas Eve
Link to Part 7: Flatmates: Draco's Gift

( Flatmates: Whatever He Wants )

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Title: Flatmates: Draco's Gift (Part 7/9)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione (finally!)
Rating: NC-17
Length/Word Count: 1,071 words for this part.
Warnings/Content: lack of inhibitions, blow jobs, sexual situations
Summary: Draco finally gets to open his gift.
Notes: Written for adventdrabbles and dedicated to the lovely torino10154 who requested some Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione an embarrassingly long time ago. Happy Christmas, bb! <3
This will be a series of 9 ficlets. Unbeta'd, so please forgive and/or point out any mistakes/errors you find!
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

Link to Part 1: Flatmates: Prologue
Link to Part 2: Flatmates: Breakfast
Link to Part 3: Flatmates: When in Doubt, Fake it
Link to Part 4: Flatmates: Caught
Link to Part 5: Flatmates: Possibilities
Link to Part 6: Flatmates: Christmas Eve

( Flatmates: Draco's Gift )

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Title: Flatmates: Christmas Eve (Part 6/?)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (eventually Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione)
Rating: PG-13 (for this part.)
Length/Word Count: 772 words for this part.
Warnings/Content: none
Summary: Ron and Hermione are keeping secrets.
Notes: Written for adventdrabbles and dedicated to the lovely torino10154 who requested some Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione an embarrassingly long time ago. Happy Christmas, bb! <3
This will be a series of 8-9 ficlets. Unbeta'd, so please forgive and/or point out any mistakes/errors you find!
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

Link to Part 1: Flatmates: Prologue
Link to Part 2: Flatmates: Breakfast
Link to Part 3: Flatmates: When in Doubt, Fake it
Link to Part 4: Flatmates: Caught
Link to Part 5: Flatmates: Possibilities

( Flatmates: Christmas Eve )

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Title: Flatmates: Possibilities (Part 5/?)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (eventually Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione)
Rating: R (for this part.)
Length/Word Count: 769 words for this part.
Warnings/Content: descriptions of bondage, voyeurism, exhibitionism, and other sexual acts
Summary: It was some of the best sex Harry and Draco ever had, but they didn't talk about it.
Notes: Written for adventdrabbles and dedicated to the lovely torino10154 who requested some Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione an embarrassingly long time ago. Happy Christmas, bb! <3
This will be a series of 8-9 ficlets that will eventually have a Christmas theme, promise! Unbeta'd, so please forgive and/or point out any mistakes/errors you find!
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

Link to Part 1: Flatmates: Prologue
Link to Part 2: Flatmates: Breakfast
Link to Part 3: Flatmates: When in Doubt, Fake it
Link to Part 4: Flatmates: Caught

( Flatmates: Possibilities )

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Title: Flatmates: Caught (Part 4/?)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (eventually Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione)
Rating: NC-17
Length/Word Count: 605 words for this part.
Warnings/Content: Hand jobs, dirty talk
Summary: Draco didn’t have any excuse for why he was throwing himself up against the wall screaming Harry’s name, save for the truth of the matter, so he kept his mouth shut.
Notes: Written for adventdrabbles and dedicated to the lovely torino10154 who requested some Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione an embarrassingly long time ago. Happy Christmas, bb! <3
This will be a series of 7-10 ficlets that will eventually have a christmas theme, promise! Unbeta'd, so please forgive and/or point out any mistakes/errors you find!
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

Link to Part 1: Flatmates: Prologue

Link to Part 2: Flatmates: Breakfast

Link to Part 3: Flatmates: When in Doubt, Fake it

( Flatmates: Caught )

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Title: Flatmates: When in Doubt, Fake it (Part 3/?)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (eventually Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione)
Rating: R (This part only.)
Length/Word Count: 454 words for this part.
Warnings/Content: Implied Sex
Summary: Gryffindors always know how to bring out Draco's competitive streak.
Notes: Written for adventdrabbles and dedicated to the lovely torino10154 who requested some Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione an embarrassingly long time ago. Happy Christmas, bb! <3
This will be a series of 7-10 ficlets that will eventually have a christmas theme, promise! Unbeta'd, so please forgive and/or point out any mistakes/errors you find!
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

Link to Part 1: Flatmates: Prologue

Link to Part 2: Flatmates: Breakfast

( Flatmates: When in Doubt, Fake it )

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Title: Flatmates: Breakfast (Part 2/?)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (eventually Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione)
Rating: PG (This part only.)
Length/Word Count: 372 words for this part.
Warnings/Content: None (This part only.)
Summary: Breakfast at Harry's was a cozy affair.
Notes: Written for adventdrabbles and dedicated to the lovely torino10154 who requested some Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione an embarrassingly long time ago. Happy Christmas, bb! <3
This will be a series of 7-10 ficlets that will eventually have a christmas theme, promise! Unbeta'd, so please forgive and/or point out any mistakes/errors you find!
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

Link to Part 1: Flatmates: Prologue

( Flatmates: Breakfast )

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Title: Flatmates: Prologue (Part 1/?)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (eventually Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione)
Rating: NC-17
Length/Word Count: 270 words for this part
Warnings/Content: Graphic sexual content
Summary: Harry's walls are too thin.
Notes: Written for adventdrabbles and dedicated to the lovely torino10154 who requested some Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione an embarrassingly long time ago. Happy Christmas, bb! <3
This will be a series of 7-10 ficlets that will eventually have a christmas theme, promise! Unbeta'd, so please forgive and/or point out any mistakes/errors you find!
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( Flatmates: Prologue )

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Title: (Not Such) A Dreadful Holiday
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Severus/Harry
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff/Humour
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 937 words
Warnings: implied crossdressing
Summary: To say Severus hated Christmas would be exaggerating for he would not wish to expend any energy on emotion toward a useless holiday, but Severus would rather the day pass as others before and after it: with no special consideration at all. Unfortunately for him, Harry had other ideas.
Notes: Written for mini_fest 2010 on LJ and dedicated to my beloved torino10154 who always cheers me up with her snark and her hugs and her incredibly hot smut. Sorry this is so tame, bb! Thanks to aldiara for the last-minute beta and for being generally awesome. <333
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters that I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world that I didn't create. No copyright infringement intended, no money's being made.

Originally Posted Here.

( (Not Such) A Dreadful Holiday )

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Title: Flitwick's Closet
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Severus/Harry, Flitwick
Rating: Hard R/NC-17
Genre: Naughty, Humour
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 688 words
Warnings: None that I can think of. Sexual situations? ;)
Summary: Severus is normally a patient man, except when it comes to Harry Potter.
Notes: Written for alisanne, who came up with some ridiculous reason for why I owed her some Snarry--a reason which I can't even remember right now, lol. She requested I incorporate adventdrabbles 19th prompt "Music Box". Errr...it's there! Thanks to torino10154 for the quick read through, but any mistakes that remain are my own.
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters that I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world that I didn't create. No copyright infringement intended, no money's being made.

( Flitwick's Closet )

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