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Tweak says, "noone told me it was demon poo"

🚀 a restless CASEYdilla 🚀 (sunsoutgunsout) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-02-18 16:05:00

Entry tags:

! journal, casey patterson

[most of this is posted from inside a closet.]
~~[WARDED TO JACOB]~~

bro
i'm in a closet
some shitass freshmen LOCKED me in a FUCKIN CLOSET
you've gotta get me out

and this isn't some fuckin gay joke bc homophobia's not a joke k

~~[WARDED TO CRICKET~~; each is a separate attempt to ward her.]

where the fuck are you

hey crick sup
where u at

hey girl

sup

brolita help a bro out

you know those fuckin closet metaphors we talked about
it's not a fuckin METAPHOR rn

[WARDED PRIVATE]

this is some fuckin r kelly shit cept i don't have a fuckin gun or a wife or like
i dont wanna be in here for 33 chapters
its all weird n dark n shit n it's too hot

IT'S NOT A DUMBFUCK METAPHOR
a haiku by CASEY
trapped in a closet
by some dumbfuck freshmen twerps
what the shit to do

A FUCKIN LIMERICK ABOUT BEIN TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKIN CLOSET
a limerick by CASEY
there once was a bro called casey
last summer he fucked a girl called tracy
fuck this i'm bustin out like it's JAIL and i'm OUTTIE

[Casey proceeds to Kool-Aid Man his way out of the closet.]

[WARDED TO ROBIN]

where the fucks your shitass brother hang out ~~i'm gonna fuckin kill~~

[WARDED TO TESS & RAFAEL]

vector or some fuckin narc's gonna tell you i broke a door
it wasnt my fuckin fault
the fuckin door had it coming

and like don't worry about the fuckin white knights that made it happen either i've got them covered k

CASEY out

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	Casey/Tess/Rafael firstposition 2017-02-18 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Why did you break a door, and what are you doing now? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael sunsoutgunsout 2017-02-18 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	it was in my way DUH and i'm takin care of some freshit dumbfucks (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael firstposition 2017-02-18 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Stop. Stop, stop. Stop. Please do not "take care" of any freshmen. What happened? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael sunsoutgunsout 2017-02-18 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	no but they asked for it tho it's time for some vigilante justice bro don't worry i'm like batman or w/e (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael firstposition 2017-02-18 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Casey. We do not do vigilante justice. Do not go after any freshmen. Come report them to me, and they will get in trouble for... whatever it is that they did to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael sunsoutgunsout 2017-02-18 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	the doors THEIR fault (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael firstposition 2017-02-18 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Why is the door their fault? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael sunsoutgunsout 2017-02-18 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	cos it's not mine (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael firstposition 2017-02-18 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Take me step by step through what happened before you broke the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael sunsoutgunsout 2017-02-18 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	k like i had some fuckin yogurt for breakfast (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael firstposition 2017-02-18 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Can we fast forward to about ten minutes before you broke a door? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael sunsoutgunsout 2017-02-18 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	FINE youngfuck the fuckin younger and his dumbshit posse fuckin JELLY-LEGSED ME bc they know they can't fuckin take me ~~pussies~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael firstposition 2017-02-18 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Why? Are you alright? And I still don't know where the door comes into this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael sunsoutgunsout 2017-02-18 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	cos they thought they're fuckin batman WRONG DIPSHITS I'M THE BATMAN they shoved me in a fuckin closet n locked the fuckin door with some dipshit spell (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	this is my favorite comment to ever happen rageahol 2017-02-18 10:06 pm UTC (link)
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	Do you not know alohormora casey what the fuck. His yogurt comment is my favorite comment doyouevenlift 2017-02-18 10:08 pm UTC (link)
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	casey didn't have his wand, ok. and also it was a special locking spell, ok. sunsoutgunsout 2017-02-18 10:09 pm UTC (link)
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	Thank god chris doesn't know. Bc he'd definitely bully casey for it and he's trying to be good doyouevenlift 2017-02-18 10:10 pm UTC (link)
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	Casey/Tess/Rafael sunsoutgunsout 2017-02-18 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	but they didnt hex the door shut cos their dumbfucks so i ~~wrote some poems about how i felt n then i~~ broke the fuckin door down like a BOSS (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael - I love Casey. firstposition 2017-02-18 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Well, Batman, you will not be in trouble for freeing yourself even if a door was broken. That can be repaired. We will report the freshmen to Ms. Vector. ~~What is wrong with freshmen?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Casey/Tess/Rafael - casey also loves casey sunsoutgunsout 2017-02-19 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	fuckin right i'm not go after youngerfuck first he's the leader he's such a little fuckin shit i'm gonna watch when you expel him (Reply to this) (Parent)

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