Brain Freeze's Fic

Chapter title: Fun (n.) Doing things you’re not supposed to do.
Series: Kids R Us
Author: Seftimiu aka Brain Freeze
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't make money off of it.
Warning: It's a kidfic, beware the cuteness and fluff!
Word count for this part: 5,304
Kids will be Kids Part One
Boy (noun) A noise with dirt on it. Part Two
Dad (noun) A wallet with legs. Part Three

( Part Four )

Title: Something there 3/3
Rated: Mature
Pairing: Piper/Trickster (potential Owen/Tim, and potential Catwoman/Riddler)
Disclaimer: I still don't own them, and I still don't make money off of them. (Woe, for dudes am I broke.)
Summary: Halloween Prompt Challenge: Hell on Earth

Total Word Count: 25,485
Part One
Part Two

( Whew, finally )

Potential squick warning, I don't want to say what it is, but since this is horror... I tried to hit one of MY squirming points. (Which is probably why it took so long to do. So, just... general ick warning in a part.)

Title: Something there 2/3
Rated: Mature
Pairing: Piper/Trickster (potential Owen/Tim, and potential Catwoman/Riddler)
Disclaimer: I still don't own them, and I still don't make money off of them. (Woe, for dudes am I broke.)
Summary: Halloween Prompt Challenge: Hell on Earth


( More here )

. It's a bit different. Personally? I don't find anything in the horror genre frightening or that scary. (RL is scary enough, I guess.) But I do ENJOY the genre like, whoa. A LOT! I like the stories and plots. (as you can guess, Halloween and Friday the 13th kinda bored me eventually.)

Anyway, I still have to warn for horror, because, while I just go 'keen', other's go 'that's kinda gross, Ali!' XD Usually, I'm left going... uh why? /squints/ But I figure something is wrong with me. Ahem. But most of that warning goes for part two anyhow.


Don't lynch me.


Title: Something there 1/3
Rated: Mature
Pairing: Piper/Trickster
Disclaimer: I still don't own them, and I still don't make money off of them. (Woe, for dudes am I broke.)
Summary: Halloween Prompt Challenge: Hell on Earth

( You'd think nothing would surprise them anymore... )

Who: Demian Zalyams'ki and Vedette Adolphus with guest moments by Jolly, Lucius, Sabastian and Aeron.
When: April 15th 1912
Where: south of the Grand Banks of Newfoundland

( Crawling with the undead. )

Title: Dad (n) A wallet with legs
Author: Seftimiu aka Brain Freeze
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't make money off of it.
Warning: It's a kidfic, beware the cuteness and fluff!
Notes: Kids will be Kids, Boy (n) a noise with dirt on it,

( It's like... that smiling happy face, rolling back prices, is actually a subliminal mind control device! )

Title: Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it
Author: Seftimiu aka Brain Freeze
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't make money off of it.
Warning: It's a kidfic, beware the cuteness and fluff!
Notes: Sequel to Kids will be Kids


( MILK! )

Who: Adrian Rosier
Where: Original Realm
When: 2150 years ago
Warning: Extreme Violence, description of murders, and the fall of Rosier.
Note: Angels and Demons are not biblical or religious in this set up. They are merely races. There is no intention of offense on the part of FP or the authors.

( glorious )

Title: Bad Days.
Author: Seftimiu aka Brain Freeze
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't make money off of it.
Warning: Kinda smoopy, really. /headdesk/ aw well. schmoop has to happen sometime?
Prompt/Challenge: Degenerative Disease! Poor suffering Pipster
Notes: (Yes, I have RA)

( On to the story )

Title: Chicken or the egg?
Author: Seftimiu aka Brain Freeze
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't make money off of it. Xenos and Dree are part of an RPG.
Warning: MPREG don't like, don't read.
Prompt/Challenge: The challenge? Is M-preg.
Notes: Sequel to Even in Death, but it isn't necessary to read it first.

( The rabbit what? Don't just stand there! Give it CPR! )

Title: Even in death
Author: Seftimiu aka Brain Freeze
Rating: Mature/NC-17
Warning: Necrophilia. Yes, for real.
Disclaimer: Don't own don't make money off of it. Dree and Xenos are characters in an RPG.
Prompt/Challenge: Necrophilia- but um like the good kind where the person is um all preserved and it is done as part of a resurrection more like screwing a clone not yet in full working order all body and mind isn't there yet.


( On to the story )

Title: Kids will be kids
Author: Seftimiu aka Brain Freeze
Rating: PG-13
Warning: PG
Pairing/Characters: hints of Mick/Len, and just about all the rogues.
Prompt/Challenge: One of the Rogue's is de-aged (I couldn't choooose just one. So I did most of them!

( Kids will be kids )

Okay, word of warning? There wasn't a lot of material I could find on what it is actually like INSIDE a psychiatric unit in a prison. So I had to combine what I do know of a local psychiatric unit I dealt with about eight years ago with what I've seen of prisons. It is probably NOT accurate, but just chalk it up to 'Experimental program that isn't going to work out apparently'. Ahem.

This was an extremely HARD chapter for me to get out, and yes it is shorter than the other chapters, but there wasn't much more for me to write on it. So it stands as is.

Third arc will continue the story. Probably will start up in August once I'm settled in my new house and get the kids back into school

( Part 84 )

Title: It's all fun and games until...
Author: Seftimiu aka Brain Freeze
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Injury to Main character. Angst. Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Piper/Trickster
Prompt/Challenge: Blindness you say? Yes. A Rogue has been blinded and it shouldn't be Roy coming to this shocking revelation because that is cheating. Also has a hint of Captain Cold watching over his Rogues.


Disclaimer: Don't own them, don't make money off it.

( It's all fun and games until... )

Title: A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Rating: PG?
Author: Seftimiu aka Brain Freeze
Warnings: Crack. Lots of crack. And I kind of took part of a handfasting ceremony and twisted it a little bit. No offense is meant to anyone who might not like that. (But I so prefer handfastings to regular weddings. And it fit in better with the magic user.)

Disclaimers: I don't own them. I don't make money off of them. I also don't own Valentina Hellebel. She's a Dutch character in a series of books. I took liberties with the character so she's not canon. (She's also based on an RP character used with permission of the mun.)

Prompt/Challenge:
Barry gets wind of a big super villain get-to-gether, and brings in his JLA buddies to stop...a wedding? You choose the pairing who's getting married.

( On to the story )

Who: Hartley Rathaway (aka Pied Piper), Rick Sanders, Lucille Welcher, Robert Chase, and Felicity "Lucky" Washburne
What: FP 100 Prompt fic challenge
Where: St. Pancras Hospital
When: Saturday

Not Beta'd

Disclaimer: This fic is part of a game, but the world itself and many of the characters are copyright and owned by various other authors and companies. No infringement is intended. We're just RPGing and having fun. This fic is part of a 'challenge' within the game.

( rat trap )

Who: Jolly Jones and Demian Zalyams'ki
What: FP 100 Prompt Fic Challenge
When: July 8th 2008
Where: Outside, on Hogwart's parapets and stuff.
Not Beta'd

Disclaimer: This fic is part of a game, but the world itself and many of the characters are copyright and owned by various other authors and companies. No infringement is intended. We're just RPGing and having fun. This fic is part of a 'challenge' within the game.

( whimsical )

Who: Auror Ron Weasley and CJ Elliot
What: FP 100 Prompt Fic Challenge
When: The day after the destruction of the Ministry of Magic/St. Mungos/Diagon Alley in October of 1999 (In other words before the time jump to 2008)
Where: Hogwarts Security Office

Disclaimer: This fic is part of a game, but the world itself and many of the characters are copyright and owned by various other authors and companies. No infringement is intended. We're just RPGing and having fun. This fic is part of a 'challenge' within the game.

( Frazzled )

( My fic prompts for the FP challenge )

Who: Eileen Prince-Derrick and Robert Chase
Where: St. Pancras
When: During the tainted flu vaccine storyline
What: Discovery of her mutation
Warning: not beta'd

Disclaimer: This fic is part of a game, but the world itself and many of the characters are copyright and owned by various other authors and companies. No infringement is intended. We're just RPGing and having fun. This fic is part of a 'challenge' within the game.

( Graceful? )