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Tweak says, "Chogiwa"

Your Friendly Neighborhood Mercenary (deadp0ol) wrote in freedomtownic,
@ 2015-01-30 11:10:00

Entry tags:

!thread, laura kinney (lil_wolvie), peter parker (_peter_parker), ~bo dennis (deadlykiss), ~gwen stacy (_spidergwen_), ~lauren lewis (drhotpants), ~wanda wilson (ladydeadpool)

Who: Deadpool, OT all inside Knowhere
Where: Mar-vell Park
What: The badoon have broken through the outside of the space station, and are invading in an attempt to get the Reality Gem.
When: Immediately following this post

As Thanos dragged Six back to his ship, the remaining badoon troops that had been fighting in space quickly converged upon the damaged spot near the outer ventilation, and began to tear their way in.

Within minutes, the remnants of the platoon began to pour into Knowhere, the hold they'd made causing them to enter near the middle of Mar-Vell Park.

At least the heroes were ready.

Luke Cage, both the brains AND the brawn of this inner defense, had put together a team of powerful fighters, all eager to help, and to protect this surrogate home of theirs.

And then there was Deadpool.

("And then there's Maude!" - Deadpool)

(Shut up, Wade - Me)

To anyone who didn't really know him, Wade Wilson could come off as a joke. A total non-threat. A goofball who probably couldn't beat a puppy in a fight. But to those who DID know him? Or at least that knew of his reputation? They'd have been expecting exactly what everyone was seeing right here.

Wade Wilson: SUPERHUMAN DEATH MACHINE.

It was almost a thing of perverse beauty, seeing him in battle against the horde of badoon. As though someone managed to combine the agility and grace of Spider-Man with the fluid violence of Wolverine and the hardcore bloodlust of The Punisher, all in one person.

He twirled, leapt, and tumbled, all while wielding his twin katana blades. A whirling dervish of bloodshed, causing badoon arms, legs, and heads to leave the bodies they were attached to. All while he sang to himself. Loudly.

"I knew you were trouble when ya walked innnnnnn..."

Yeah. He was singing Taylor Swift. WHAT OF IT, HUH?

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	ladydeadpool 2015-01-30 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Wanda next to her....other being, smirked as he started to sing, she shifted her sword and sung back. "So shame on me now Flew me to places I'd never been 'Til you put me down, oh" On the oh part she shoved her sword deep into a neck with a giggle, yeah, she was having fun with this. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2015-01-30 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	"Hey Wanda!!!" Wade grinned beneath his mask, running over to her as he sliced through another invader, standing back-to-back with her. "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE..." Oh for... he was quoting Team Rocket. How mature. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladydeadpool 2015-01-30 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Sadly she fell right int to the grove for him, her sword lifted up in the air as she cried out "AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!" Wanda than struck a pose, it was on now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2015-01-30 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Wade gave his sword a fancy twirl, stabbing another badoon through the face before striking another pose of his own. "TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladydeadpool 2015-01-30 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	"TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE WITHIN OUR NATION!" Wanda's sword turned down and behind her, slashing at the aliens behind them, (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2015-01-30 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Standing back to back with her again, he quickly reached over to grab another approaching badoon, snapping his neck instantly. "Wanda!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladydeadpool 2015-01-30 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	"Wade!" Wanda grab two aliens, fingers gorge in their faces, banging them together. "Deadpool Corps blasts off at the speed of light," (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2015-01-30 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	"Surrender now... or prepare to fight!" He thought about it for a moment, then threw a knife at one of the badoon, imbedding it in his forehead. "Ok, no matter what, prepare to fight." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tito_wilson 2015-01-30 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Suddenly a red blur came running from the right, his lightsabers were a blazed and chopping down aliens as he made his way to his team. He slid in front of them on his knees, grinning madly under his mask as he screamed out. "BOYAH - that's right!" (Reply to this) (Parent)

x_facility
2015-01-30 06:48 pm UTC (link)

Laura did not know why the Deadpools were singing, or what they were singing for that matter. But she had learned already that there was often no obvious reason for anything Deadpool did. For someone who was still trying to understand the motivations even behind normal human behaviour, it was disconcerting until a certain point, beyond which she remembered that there was simply no point in trying to understand and relaxed. Deadpool was what Deadpool was. At present he was not a danger to her, at least.

She was glad the fight had finally begun, though. She didn't like sitting, waiting, knowing they were there but not quite in a position where she could attack. Her claws unsheathed she became a pointy thing of beauty, almost appearing to be performing a choreographed dance that just happened to involve a lot of bloodied Badoon, an increasing number of them dead or dying.

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	deadp0ol 2015-01-30 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	"Lookit!" Wade cheered, pointing to Laura. "It's my roomie! She's like Logan, just less hairy and way hotter!" "Hey good-lookin'! Kill here often?" He asked, just making casual conversation as he kept butchering the invaders. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

x_facility
2015-01-30 08:47 pm UTC (link)

There was something... amusing about Deadpool's antics. It was not the kind of humour Laura would be able to manage herself. It required an innate sense of comedic timing which she lacked, and she was not inclined to absurdity.

"This is the first time I've fought in space," she noted, giving him a sideways glance in the space between two breaths. "It is a pity. I'll have to do it again." Was that... a joke? With her straight-faced delivery it was hard to say.

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deadp0ol
2015-01-30 08:57 pm UTC (link)

"Stick with me, kiddo. We could be a force together, you know?"

and I can keep an eye on you... honor my pal Logan that way he thought silently, before slicing down a few more invaders. "If there's one thing I'm good at, it's being a mentor. Ok, if there's one thing, it'd be killing. But if there's TWO things I'm good at... ok, scratch that. Two would totally be playing the hell outta Rock Band and Wii Bowling. But if there's three? Totally mentoring."

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x_facility
2015-01-30 10:44 pm UTC (link)

The smile that touched Laura's mouth was fleeting and rare. She had very little family and even fewer that she could expect to see here, but Wade was part of those ever-inter-connected circles. She could do worse for herself. "You have many skills," she agreed. "Though I don't think this is one of them."

As a Badoon approached them, she half turned to leap up against a tall pedestal, using the momentum to launch herself back at her enemy with her foot extended to deliver a kick to the head which he probably would have survived, had it not been for the adamantium spike extending from under her skin and through the front of her boot. His skull didn't have a chance against sharp adamantium, traveling at speed.

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	deadp0ol 2015-02-02 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	"Yo, She-Logan!" Wade called out playfully, sweetly enough trying to recreate the odd, unconventional, but also undeniable friendship he'd developed with Wolverine. He missed his pal, ok? "Stick them claws of yours out... BADOON-KABOB COMING YOUR WAY!" He yelled, before side-kicking one of the Badoon right in the chest, sending him barreling backwards toward Laura. (Reply to this) (Parent)

wonthideanymore
2015-01-31 01:38 am UTC (link)

Note for future reference - aliens tasted disgusting. Well at least these one did. Bo couldn't really speak for any other aliens. But hey, at least she wouldn't have to worry about feeding for a bit.

Her eyes glowed blue as she sucked the chi out the badoon surrounding her, and they fell where they stood. However, she couldn't suck the chi out of all them, unfortunately. So she alternated between that and stabbing them in the face.

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	_peter_parker 2015-02-01 01:21 am UTC (link)
	"Whoa! Nice!" Spider-Man called out as he swung past Bo, using his momentum to barrel into a Badoon soldier, knocking it into three others and sending them flying. "Remind me to never piss you off!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_spidergwen_ 2015-02-02 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	"You know..." Gwen called out with an amused chuckle as she webbed another of the soldiers, whipping him hard into the ones Peter had just knocked over. "You're lucky this is an alternate reality thing, or I'd be suing you for copyright infringement!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wonthideanymore 2015-02-02 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	"Don't worry," Bo shouted over the din of the battle to Peter. "I don't really feed on anyone just pisses me off. Still, staying on my good side's a smart idea." She sucked the chi out of a couple of other Badoon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

_peter_parker
2015-02-03 03:32 pm UTC (link)

Swinging away from Bo, Spider-Man chased after some soldiers who had broken away from the pack, who seemed to be heading towards the hospital. "Hey! Don't think you can get away easy here!"

"Sure, copy my style then run away...." Spider-Woman chuckled, swinging after him to help, diving into the small group to distract them, her own safety be damned. "Not for nothin', guy, but I could use some help here!"

"I'mma comin'!" He replied, swinging back to help out Spider-Woman, dodging and weaving as he struck a few blows, his spider-sense saving him more than once. Landing near Spider-Woman, he struck out at an enemy, then took off again, trying to take in everything all at once.

One badoon manged to get in a lucky strike during the free-for-all, swiping at the back of Spider-Man's head. Gwen leapt toward him, not quite getting there fast enough as he hit his head, hard, against the cement. "Awwwww crap!" She yelled, throwing kicks and punches at the badoon, trying to keep them from the injured wall-crawler. "Come on guys, let's handle this maturely, ok? This costume is WHITE. You know how hard it is to get blood out of white?"

"You might have considered a different color!" Lauren called out to Spider-Woman as she rushed over to Spider-Man on the ground. She had no intention of getting into the fight, but she couldn't exactly stay away when someone was injured, either. She fell to her knees beside the superhero and raised his head, immediately feeling blood. Without though of his secret identity, she pulled his mask off so she could better assess his wound.

Oh dear. This wasn't good at all.

"I need my kit!" She called to Spider-Woman, before--

A small generator near the walkway leading to the hospital blew after being hit by an errant badoon weapon, sending scraps of metal debris in all directions. Gwen hadn't even had time to process who was under that mask, before hearing the doctor cry out as a shard of metal pierced her body.

"Ohhhhhh I hate my life!" She grumbled, knocking out the last two badoon near her before scrambling to try and help both Lauren and Peter.

Lauren sunk down to her knees, clutching a piece of metal to her abdomen. She blinked, but tried to get past her own pain. "I'm... I'm fine." No, she wasn't. She was a doctor. She would always think about her patients first. "Help him please. And think of Jean Grey. She'll find us."

Gwen gave a grumble under her mask. Oh, WONDERFUL. Her dead ex was alive here, with superpowers, and dating someone who WASN'T her. Now, to make it worse? He and someone else were hurt.... and who did Gwen have to go to for help? THE NEW GIRLFRIEND. Awesome.

Still, she was a hero. She'd do whatever it took.

"I'll take care of it. I'll get her here, and you'll both be fine." Gwen reached into her belt and took out the little communicator they'd all been given, and quickly sent a message to whoever was working in the hospital, to send help. And then? She concentrated, trying to send a big-ass "SOS" thought out to Jean.

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