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Tweak says, "Blaarrggh"

Your Friendly Neighborhood Mercenary (deadp0ol) wrote in freedomtownic,
@ 2015-01-30 11:10:00

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!thread, laura kinney (lil_wolvie), peter parker (_peter_parker), ~bo dennis (deadlykiss), ~gwen stacy (_spidergwen_), ~lauren lewis (drhotpants), ~wanda wilson (ladydeadpool)

Who: Deadpool, OT all inside Knowhere
Where: Mar-vell Park
What: The badoon have broken through the outside of the space station, and are invading in an attempt to get the Reality Gem.
When: Immediately following this post

As Thanos dragged Six back to his ship, the remaining badoon troops that had been fighting in space quickly converged upon the damaged spot near the outer ventilation, and began to tear their way in.

Within minutes, the remnants of the platoon began to pour into Knowhere, the hold they'd made causing them to enter near the middle of Mar-Vell Park.

At least the heroes were ready.

Luke Cage, both the brains AND the brawn of this inner defense, had put together a team of powerful fighters, all eager to help, and to protect this surrogate home of theirs.

And then there was Deadpool.

("And then there's Maude!" - Deadpool)

(Shut up, Wade - Me)

To anyone who didn't really know him, Wade Wilson could come off as a joke. A total non-threat. A goofball who probably couldn't beat a puppy in a fight. But to those who DID know him? Or at least that knew of his reputation? They'd have been expecting exactly what everyone was seeing right here.

Wade Wilson: SUPERHUMAN DEATH MACHINE.

It was almost a thing of perverse beauty, seeing him in battle against the horde of badoon. As though someone managed to combine the agility and grace of Spider-Man with the fluid violence of Wolverine and the hardcore bloodlust of The Punisher, all in one person.

He twirled, leapt, and tumbled, all while wielding his twin katana blades. A whirling dervish of bloodshed, causing badoon arms, legs, and heads to leave the bodies they were attached to. All while he sang to himself. Loudly.

"I knew you were trouble when ya walked innnnnnn..."

Yeah. He was singing Taylor Swift. WHAT OF IT, HUH?

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deadp0ol
2015-01-30 08:57 pm UTC (link)

"Stick with me, kiddo. We could be a force together, you know?"

and I can keep an eye on you... honor my pal Logan that way he thought silently, before slicing down a few more invaders. "If there's one thing I'm good at, it's being a mentor. Ok, if there's one thing, it'd be killing. But if there's TWO things I'm good at... ok, scratch that. Two would totally be playing the hell outta Rock Band and Wii Bowling. But if there's three? Totally mentoring."

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x_facility
2015-01-30 10:44 pm UTC (link)

The smile that touched Laura's mouth was fleeting and rare. She had very little family and even fewer that she could expect to see here, but Wade was part of those ever-inter-connected circles. She could do worse for herself. "You have many skills," she agreed. "Though I don't think this is one of them."

As a Badoon approached them, she half turned to leap up against a tall pedestal, using the momentum to launch herself back at her enemy with her foot extended to deliver a kick to the head which he probably would have survived, had it not been for the adamantium spike extending from under her skin and through the front of her boot. His skull didn't have a chance against sharp adamantium, traveling at speed.

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	deadp0ol 2015-02-02 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	"Yo, She-Logan!" Wade called out playfully, sweetly enough trying to recreate the odd, unconventional, but also undeniable friendship he'd developed with Wolverine. He missed his pal, ok? "Stick them claws of yours out... BADOON-KABOB COMING YOUR WAY!" He yelled, before side-kicking one of the Badoon right in the chest, sending him barreling backwards toward Laura. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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