Erotic City

A. Lyrics

1. Sex Machin - James Brown
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2. If I Had You - Adam Lambert
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3. Nobody Does It Better - Carly Simon
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B. Lines

1. Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.

2. The more, the merrier.

3. Nothing burns hotter than old flames.

4. That's just nasty.

5. No means no.

A. Words and Phrases

1. Lock and Load

2. You can take the whore out of the brothel, but you can't take the brothel out of the whore.

3. Premature ejaculation

4. Lust object

5. Pleasure slave

B. Nosy and Impertinent Sex Questions

1. Have you ever been mistaken for a prostitute?
2. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?
3. Have you ever tasted yourself?
4. Do you like having sex in front of a mirror? A window? A live audience?
5. Which one of your parents do you believe you resemble, sexually speaking?
6. Thinking back to Question #2, out of all the sex partners you have had, how many do you think:

a. Remember you?
b. Would say they faked an orgasm with you?
c. Laugh about you and your performance?
d. Would say you are/were the best they ever had?
e. Would do it with you again, if given the chance?

7. Are you hairy? Do you think your partners like your body hair or lack thereof? Would you wax, if they asked?
8. If the world were coming to an end, what one person would you choose to be your last sexual partner?
9. Who was the absolute worst lay that you can remember?
10. Your tongue...gifted or just a flop?
11. Are any of your parts stretched out more than most people?
12. If your main sex partner gained a hundred pounds, would you still do it with them?
13. Ever had an STD? Crabs?
14. Favorite bedroom toy?
15. Would you do a striptease for anyone? Do you think anyone would for you?
16. Do you sweat a lot during sex?
17. Finish the sentences:

a. I really wish that my main sex partner would play with my ________ more.
b. My lover's ________ is just freakishly ________.
c. I'd rather not ever do it in/on __________ again, thanks.
d. I know that I'm really doing it right when my partner ________.
e. My lover's ________ makes me laugh...hard.
f. Most people would be surprised to know that my lover ________ just like a child.
g. When my lover wears __________, it really gets me hot.
h. When my lover wears __________, it really turns me off.
i. My "one fantasy freebie" sex partner would be _______, and my partner's would be _______.

18. Cuddling after...fun way to relax, or annoying requirement?
19. If sex was a school subject, what would you get an A in, and what would you get an F in?
20. What is your favorite time of day for:
a. Long, leisurely sex?
b. Hot, fast quickies?
c. Angry, makeup sex?
d. Just making out?

A. Someone has just told you that you are absolutely the worst lover they ever had. That's right...you suck, and not in a good way. Your technique is shit, and you couldn't get a porn star off.

You mad?

B. Write a fic that is dialogue only. No narrative, no setting, no descriptives. The topic? A conversation between your sexual organ and the sexual organ that it will be working with, on your current bedmate. Remember...dialogue only. An alternative would be a conversation/monologue of your sexual organ, where they are confronted by all of the sex organs of past/present lovers, or a monologue where they talk about past/present lovers. Give your va-jay-jay some personality! Make your member memorable!

C. Sexually speaking, how would you like to be remembered? Pardon the pun, but how would you like to go down in history?

A. Fic Prompts

1. You wake up one day with an unusual sexual super power that seems pretty worthless - until you are caught in a situation that requires that specific "talent."

2. You wake up naked, shackled to a chair and can't remember how you got there. Two voices are talking. You recognize one of them.

3. Write a fic about one wild, crazy night...from the perspective of either one of your sex toys or a condom.

4. There are drive through food places, banks and other conveniences. Now, for the first time, there is drive through sex. Write a fic about 'having it your way'.

5. M & M's 'melt in your mouth, not in your hands'. Hallmark is 'when you care enough to send the very best'. Write your own sexual slogan, commercial or tagline.

6. You are watching a porno film or show, and suddenly, you realize that the movie is 100% word for word, action for action, a re-enactment of a sexual encounter from your past. Is it comedy? Dramatic? Embarassing?

B. Quick and Dirty - The Sex Question Game

Quick! Answer the following questions with the name of a muse that pops into your mind. Don't worry about being PC...just say the name that comes into your head.

1. Tiger in the sack
2. Most likely overrated
3. I'd be surprised if they can get it up at all
4. Bet you they are a screamer
5. All talk...all the time
6. Unmitigated slut
7. They hump like rabbits
8. Probably gives great oral
9. Couldn't find the clitoris with an anatomy book and a GPS
10. Completely depraved
11. Uses sex for profit
12. Looks innocent...but isn't
13. Known by every hooker on the planet
14. Extremely flexible
15. Couldn't get a porn star off
16. Secretly tapes all romps
17. Hung like a bull
18. Would like to see them pole dance
19. Probably still a virgin
20. Secretly flashes people in public

C. The "Be Honest" Quiz

1. Name the five best lays you ever had.
2. Name one person who would say you are bad in bed.
3. Take off your clothes, stand in front of a mirror, and describe your body in detail.
4. Name the person who you think has the best:

a. Hair
b. Butt
C. Penis
d. Eyes
e. Vagina
f. Feet
g. Smile
h. Tongue
i. Legs
j. breasts
k. Chest

5. Has anyone ever used you as their cheap sex toy?
6. Think about one person you are lusting for...right now. Imagine they walked into the room, right this second, and you can do anything you want. Now, describe what happens.
7. Have you ever committed a crime in sex?
8. If you could take a young person and teach them how to have sex, how would you do it?
9. Where is the most public place that you have had sex?
10. Have you ever had sex while on the job?

Music and sex go together perfectly. These video prompts are all from female artists with varying degrees of sexuality in them.

A. Music Prompts

1. Shakira - Whenever, Wherever


B. Lady Gaga and Beyonce - Telephone


C. Beyonce - Crazy in Love


D. Christina Aguilera - Ain't No Other Man


E. Britney Spears - Toxic


F. Yvonne Catterfeld - Glaub an Mich


G. Toni Braxton - Unbreak My Heart & He Wasn't Man Enough



H. Lady Marmalade - Moulin Rouge


I. Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry

Quotes:

1. "Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand." Mae West

2. "Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part" Aimee Mullins

3. "I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there." Ursula Andress

4. "It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be."-Brigitte Bardot

5. "The Parts That aren't Hurting aren't Working."

6. "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all"

7. "I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women"

8. "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro

9. "There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes Benz 380L convertible." PJ O'Rourke

10. "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." Mignon McLaughlin

Questions:

1. If great sex is the answer, what was the question?
2. What dance would best describe your sex life?
3. Would you rather have four sex partners in one bed, or have them separately in different beds?
4. Have you ever "trained" a sex partner? How did you do it?
5. Laughter during sex; huge turn on or non-constructive criticism?
6. If you HAD to have sex with a species not your own, who would you choose?
7. Name one place that you have never had sex, but you would like to.
8. What was your first sexual object of desire/fantasy? You know...the one that made you first "sit up and salute"? Did you ever have that person?
9. Who is:
a. The person with the best body you have ever seen?
b. The one person you most want to "hurt"?
c. The best oral you ever had?
d. The lover who knows your body better than anyone?
e. Someone you had one time, but would love to repeat that?
f. Someone you never thought you would enjoy making love to, but they surprised you?
g. The one person you trust most, sexually.
h. Someone you have fantasized about during masturbation, but would never admit it to anyone.

10. How well do you take sexual rejection?

A. Fic Prompts

1. You wake up one day with an unusual sexual super power that seems pretty worthless - until you are caught in a situation that requires that specific "talent."

2. You wake up naked, shackled to a chair and can't remember how you got there. Two voices are talking. You recognize one of them.

3. Write a fic about one wild, crazy night...from the perspective of either one of your sex toys or a condom.

4. There are drive through food places, banks and other conveniences. Now, for the first time, there is drive through sex. Write a fic about 'having it your way'.

5. M & M's 'melt in your mouth, not in your hands'. Hallmark is 'when you care enough to send the very best'. Write your own sexual slogan, commercial or tagline.

6. You are watching a porno film or show, and suddenly, you realize that the movie is 100% word for word, action for action, a re-enactment of a sexual encounter from your past. Is it comedy? Dramatic? Embarassing?

A. Fic Prompts/Ideas

1. Many people write about their first time. Instead, how about writing about the SECOND time?

2. Write about a time when you had to teach someone a specific sexual skill or act.

3. On your desk, you find a plain manila envelope filled with photos of someone in a sexually compromising situation. What happened?



B. Quotes

1. Pornography is about dominance. Erotica is about mutuality. ~Gloria Steinem

2. Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. ~Dave Barry

A. Quotes

1. Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
(William Shakespeare)

2. It is not enough to conquer; one must know how to seduce
(Voltaire)

3. 'Eroticism is firstly a search for pleasure, and the goal of the techniques of love is to attain a paroxysm considered by the Upanishads as a perception of the divine state, which is infinite delight.' (Alain Danielou)

4. 'The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.' (Nietzsche)

B. Art and Photos - NOT WORK SAFE, CLICK AT OWN RISK, ADULTS ONLY!
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C. Sexual Come On Lines From Talk Dirty - 101 Ways to Say Dirty Things

1. This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life.

2. It drives me crazy when you look at me that way.

3. Just lie back and let me make you come.

4. Look how ready I am. Don’t you want to put your dick in there?

5. Fuck me, honey. Right now.

6. Should I tie you up and make you take it, or are you going to be good?

7. For the next hour, you’re my personal sex toy. Deal with it.

8. I bet you would like to do this in public. Admit it.

9. Come on, badass – show me how big a boy you really are!

10. I’m going to make you come until it hurts.