unluckyant (unluckyant) wrote in doors, @ 2012-03-19 00:22:00 |
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Entry tags: | anne boleyn, arya stark, batman, hank pym, mary jane watson, sansa stark |
[Message left on MK's answering machine]
Yes, Miss Robinson? This is Doctor Adam Waterhouse with your monthly check up. How are your blood glucose levels? Any sprains to the anterior talofibular ligament? Please call me back urgently or else these gambling devices will relieve me of all my monies.
[Public as Adam W.]
I've been in town for exactly three weeks and have already removed five utensils from unspeakable places. When will people learn that sporks only have two creditable uses?