Ah, finally. A chance to discuss Disney movies with another adult male. Theoretically, yes, a spork can have many different uses, but we find that they tend to be less useful than the other tools specifically designed for the intended purpose. Take the fork the little mermaid uses as a hairbrush, for example. It looks nice, but it would be harmful more often than not due to the sharp points and less than forgiving metal.
Also, that seagull was a stupid, lying laridae who didn't know his wings from his beak.