The place was packed. And by packed, that mean that there were over a dozen people in the place, but less than two. Because even if the sign at the door said
Maximum Occupancy: 29, there was no way that many people were going to fit in the place and still allow for room to breath.
The Matchbox bar in Chicago, Illinois was 460 square feet of appropriately named real estate. It was tiny. It was crowded with every single one of the twelve bar stools currently occupied. And it was
( The. Best. Dive. Bar. Ever. )