Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in compass_network, @ 2013-06-05 21:32:00 |
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Entry tags: | !open, maryanne walker (oe), ~clint barton (comic), ~john mitchell (oe) |
To whom it may concern: (filtered away from anyone under the age of 17)
Hi, I work in the pub now. Officially, since it was cut down to just two actual workers.
As a courtesy I'm going to ask whoever is having sex in the upstairs rooms to please stop. Unless you start planning on boiling the sheets and steaming the mattress, and using lysol so whoever has to go up there when we need to store stuff doesn't have to smell the scent of your stale sex, just don't fuck up there.
Most of us are adults, we all have our own beds. Even if you can't have sex in your own bed there are four in each apartment, there are four apartments on each floor and seven floors in each building. And beyond that, they're dusty and you have to climb over books, but there are beds in just about every single building in the city.
And no I'm not talking about the serious party you boys had
I know who you are. You know who you are
It just smells. I have a sensitive nose, Mitchell has a sensitive nose, and I think Merry does too. He's sweet, and he's innocent and he doesn't deserve to have to smell the scent of your sweaty bump and grind. It's also a little mean to the people who aren't getting regular sex and have to work here.
I'm done with my bitch fest.
Thanks for reading,
Maryanne.