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Meriadoc Brandybuck | The Lord of the Rings (kalimac) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-05-02 01:12:00

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So! The best architect in all of Middle Earth EVER is building me a hobbit hole! It'll take a while for him to finish it, of course, but when he's done, I want everyone to come visit, we'll have a big party with lots of ale and food and hobbit hospitality!

Who wants to help me plan the party? And I mean a hobbit-style party!

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	turukano 2013-05-02 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Master Merry You don't How flatter I'm embarrassed It will be finished soon enough, Master Hobbit. Though we may not aid you in decorating. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 05:33 am UTC (link)
	You'll come to my party, right?! You'll be the guest of honor! What kind of food do you like? I've never had a party for an elf before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turukano 2013-05-02 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Yes, of course. I should be delighted to attend a party hosted by a Hobbit. I am a loose vegetarian, fortunately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 05:35 am UTC (link)
	What does 'loose' vegetarian mean? Do you eat...chicken? Fish? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turukano 2013-05-02 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Chicken and fish, yes. But even then it is a rare thing. I prefer vegetables and light dairy products. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Cheese and eggs though, right? I can make great souffles. And pies! And I'll make a great big salad!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turukano 2013-05-02 05:50 am UTC (link)
	I shall be delighted! Truly, I look forward to it. Though - while you are a tall Hobbit, many others are taller besides. Will you host your party within or without? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Well, the cooking will have to happen inside. But we could put tables up and enjoy the outside! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turukano 2013-05-02 05:56 am UTC (link)
	That is a wonderful idea! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 05:57 am UTC (link)
	And music and dancing too! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	itarille 2013-05-02 09:19 am UTC (link)
	And you are treating my father well, Master Hobbit? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh, of course, my lady! I would make him eat more if I could, but Elves, well, you know how Elves are, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-05-02 09:25 am UTC (link)
	He is very particular about it. If it's green and shows signs of having grown in the earth he will surely eat it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Will you help me fix some of his favorite things for the party? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-05-02 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Aye! I will. What treats do Hobbits usually provide in parties though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

kalimac
2013-05-02 06:15 pm UTC (link)

Oh, Hobbit parties can be amazing. When Bilbo turned 111, there was every kind of food and drink you could imagine! And enough for all the hobbits in Hobbitton, and the whole Shire, really! And there was music and dancing and fireworks...and more food! Enough to eat all through the night. Hobbit food, well, it isn't so different from big people food, really, except that even though we're smaller we tend to eat a lot more of it, and a lot more frequently, too.

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	itarille 2013-05-02 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! It is not so different from the elves then. There is much food and music, and very much more dancing. We tell stories and sing into the night. But pray tell, dear Hobbit, what are fireworks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well, they're dreadfully hard to describe with words, lady, but here is a picture, although, if you'll forgive my saying so, I think Gandalf's were far better than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-05-02 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Oh they're flowers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, no, lady, they're not. They...they shoot up into the air and explode into color! Like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-05-02 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	But that must be very loud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, it is! But it's very pretty, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-05-02 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	It is very colorful, I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	But I don't know anyone around here who can make fireworks. Are there any wizards? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-05-02 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Ask, perhaps! I wouldn't know. I have never met one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kalimac 2013-05-02 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	I met two, Gandalf and Saruman. Didn't like Saruman much. Gandalf was great, though. (Reply to this) (Parent)