"Tiny and green with big eyes," Eric said with still that bored tone. Wasn't that the general idea for an alien? Tiny green Martian men? Eric had never really put much thought into aliens although there was always a chance he would live to see one and now he had. One more thing he could cross off of his bucket list.
"Misgard?" Eric asked. He had no idea what that even meant but figured it was some kind of alien terminology. "I actually think Thor makes a pretty good looking alien if you ask me." Eric grinned. More than one person had compared his looks to Thor. When Eric had finally met the man not only was he garishly ridiculous, he was handsome as hell. Funny and good looking well there were worse people to be compared to.
"It's called a track suit. Humans wear them for athletic events." Eric wore them just because and they also made it easy to clean blood off of which was also convenient. Pam liked the way he looked in them too which was another reason he wore them. If there was anyone in this whole town he wanted to please it was Pam. And maybe Sookie secretly but he would never tell her that. In fact he went out of his way now to be a dick to Sookie. She started it.
"I've heard a lot about you Loki," he said, suddenly serious. "Most of it is not very good. But most people who talk about me probably wouldn't have very nice things to say either." Eric wasn't the good guy and he never would be. He would always do what served him in the end. It was a rare selfless moment that had caused him to give Pam what she desired, eternal life.