This one's for snapelike. *eg*

Title: Bugs
Prompt: #1, crossover (Harudaki and Harry Potter)
Pairing: Urishizaki and Rita Skeeter
Rating: G
Summary: Boundaries? What boundaries?

"These are phenomenal, Urishizaki-kun!" The editor unlocked his desk to withdraw a payment voucher. "You are certainly having a profitable year! Are you saving up for anything special?"

Urishizaki grinned. "As you might guess, creating reports with this level of detail requires investment in high-quality surveillance."

The editor held up a hand. "If you are talking about bugs, I don't want to hear about it. It’s safer for me to believe that you are achieving these results through magic."

Urishizaki said, "As a matter of fact, I am." He smiled as the beetle inside his shirt pocket wriggled with impatience.