[Scott]

Do you like apples?

To: "All Staff" staff@xaviers.edu
From: "Emma Frost" e.frost@xaviers.edu
Subject: Important Information

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The weekend trip with Professor Munroe was fantaaaaaaastic.

Shame on anyone who didn't go because they thought it would be boring or lame.

Shame.

[ Scott ]

I've been thinking about what you sai

Would you like to have dinner tonight?

Anyone want a kitten?

My AM classes are cancelled this morning. I apologize to anyone who was actually looking forward to getting started. I am simply not prepared. I suppose I'm the one who gets the demerits today.

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[ Staff ]

It took a little longer to get home than I had expected, but I am back. I'm sorry for the interruption to the beginning of the school year.

I'll be sending the next student who falls asleep in my American History class to Limbo.

[ Staff ]

I'm going to be indisposed for the next week or so. I've adjusted my syllabi to reflect the lost week. Of course, most of the time, students don't get any hard assignments on the first week so I doubt they'll be too disappointed. My advanced classes weren't set to begin until the third week of September anyway so there won't be much missed.

I'm going to be off campus. Please send me an email if you have any questions or need to give me any information. I'll be back by next Sunday.

It never ends.

Who's in charge of getting enough marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers for our end-of-summer camping extravaganza?

DO NOT GO IN THE FRIDGE.
DON'T YOU DO IT.
especially if your name is Scott Summers
Just eat cereal for the night.
Dry.
Get a glass of water, it's good for your skin.

Just DO NOT go in the 'fridge for ONE night.

.... okay, if you do, just don't touch/talk to/look at anything in a RED TUPPERWARE CONTAINER.
I gotta put stuff together in the morning and I'm already as late as shizz 'cause like this damn phone has a stupid calendar instead of like a regular paper calendar which won't mix up your dates- never mind.

They got my name on 'em, so just walk on by, get your milk and go in peace.
Peace.

[Scott]

Happy birthday!

I'm sure you already have plans, but, if not, do you want to grab dinner?

I apologize for being away for so long. Once we finished the last round of parental meetings, a vacation was in order. I won't bore you with the details, but know that it was quite relaxing.

I can't believe I'm about to say this


Should we... talk?

You are bad listeners.

Try not to embarrass me.

hey.

hope you've cooled down. i know i have. been doing a lot of thinking. i know we're probably incapable of not being an asshole to one another, so let's just take that as a given and go from there. ok?

besides, brothers fight. right? they're kinda supposed to. i had to give this another try. so...

hi, scott. i'm your brother, alex. for some fucking reason, i'm not ready to give up on that. can we talk?

It was brought to my attention that you might be the person to talk to if I wanted to start learning some self-defense tactics. With the recent rise of issues close to home, I'm very interested in making sure that I'm better prepared if something did happen when I was around.

Plus, I heard you throw a mean punch.

HAPPY FOURTH EVERYONE.

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.

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