Sigh. I knew I should have just had him go as a Nazi instead... I kid, I kid, put those rocks down. :P But yeah, I guess I should've thought that through a little more.
Back to the drawing board, then. I really like this costume, and it was on my short list last night when I was trying to come up with ideas. Sam wishes he was badass enough for the dark knight version (no, not that Dark Knight) 'cause it just looks cool, but he's okay with being the dashing knight in shining armor, too. Or king. Whatevs.
Sam: ...a zombie soldier? Jono: Zombies! Where? Sam: Never mind. I'm going as a Teletubby or something. Katie: *squeals* DO IT.