He's going to be coming to Xavier's soon and will be a huge, easy target
*points to icon*
He tends to like motherly/shy types.
That explains SO MUCH. But, wait, does that mean when I make yo mama jokes, he's going to think I'm asking about his girlfriend? Man. I know he's a deep-fried redneck, but come on. Just because incest might be legal in your neck of the woods does not make it socially acceptable everywhere.
Unless your mom's Selma Hayek, in which case, you just keep on keepin' on, my friend.