Wade: Surprise, surprise, surprise. One of these days I'm going to feed him a pack of firecrackers, just to see what happens. I reckon if I put enough salt and/or chocolate on it, he won't even notice. Maybe I'll go with dynamite instead.
Yaaay, saving Alison! Wade approves, because see, that so vindicates his existence and, you know, keeps Xavier's lapdogs from wanting to wipe him off the face of the planet for being a supposed "villain" or whatever. Pfft.
Plus, she might let him be a groupie.
Oooh. I never even thought of the Liberty Island thing, but that's a really cool idea, actually. I imagine at some point very early on, though, poor Mags would just be like, "Oh, bloody hell...I'll take my chances on my own." Wade's already got, like, three jokes lined up, ready to go. Heeee.
Wade is curious to meet this "Toad" fellow, mostly to find out if it's true that you'll get warts when a toad pees on you. All in the name of science, man.
Wade/Gambit badass-off. I like it. Wade thinks he can handle it; he'll just have to throw some shrimp or something and distract the pretty boy. Brian, too, though not shrimp. Possibly...um. Tacky London-themed souvenirs? I dunno. His working theory is that everyone is like the Leprechaun from the eponymous movies, wherein if you throw something related they'll be compelled to abandon their battle objectives. He hasn't actually tested this theory yet, but that's why it's still just a theory.
He also maintains that while he is not crazy, he's sure he'd win in a crazy-off, anyway. I'm not sure how that works, exactly, if he's convinced of his sanity, but... *shifty*