You spent a lot of time looking out of windows tracing raindrops with your fingertips and giving Jimmy Stewart speeches about a purple guy from Star Trek
But I found fewer of your guns around the house than usual
SAM
So it sort of evens out
BUCKY
Exactly
If my noise canceling headphones had arrived in time, it would have been all upside
SAM
Well I'm sorry I was a little weird.
I've talked to Tony since so that's a little sorted
BUCKY
It's fine. Not so different from your usual weird staring thing.
You talked to Tony?
SAM
I talked to Tony
BUCKY
Why
SAM
I figured we should talk about the fact he took me dancing and bought me a diamond tennis bracelet
BUCKY
Do you still have the bracelet?
SAM
Yes
it’s a nice bracelet
BUCKY
There's a pawnshop here with a gently used PlayStation 4
SAM
this bracelet is worth 50k
BUCKY
Oh shit. We are getting a PS5.
SAM
I could just ask him
BUCKY
Ask him what?
SAM
Ask Tony. I could ask him for a Playstation if you want one
BUCKY
What is happening here
SAM
What?
BUCKY
Tony Stark got you a $50,000 tennis bracelet and now he'll get me an Xbox?
Are you blackmailing him or did you find his profile on Seeking Arrangement
SAM
Grindr
BUCKY
How do know what Grindr is
I know they didn't have THAT in 1937
SAM
I know things!
I tried online dating
It did not go well
BUCKY
You mentioned tiger photos
You know Tony probably has like forty tiger photos
Rich people are lousy with tigers
SAM
I did not see his tiger photos on Grindr
But I just think, you know, if he wanted something, he'd get it for us
It's not
it's not what you think
BUCKY
So what is it?
SAM
what?
BUCKY
What is it if it's not what I think?
SAM
we’re still working that out
BUCKY
Working what out???
SAM
Just. A lot of stuff
I - a lot of stuff.
BUCKY
Now I don't know if I want the PlayStation
SAM
no it’s
not that
BUCKY
but you don't know what it is.
SAM
I know it’s not what you think it is
BUCKY
So what is it
SAM
he’s my friend. I think.
BUCKY
your friend who gets you diamond bracelets
SAM
only one
BUCKY
It has like 40 carats worth of bling. It counts as at least 8 bracelets.