"Well, being able to work late is good; I'm thinking about extending our opening hours a little anyway to be around for the LAPD when they really need coffee because they're out keeping the streets safe and stuff." Plus, Waverley loved a man in uniform and any excuse to keep them coming into the shop was one that she would take with both hands.
She had never claimed to be anything other than shallow.
She tipped her head, "What kind of experience in this field do you have? Other than knowing what kind of service we expect here since you're one of our regulars?" She added, after a pause, "Would you be comfortable enforcing our assholes outside rule?" The one that they had on the counter with a smiley face underneath that says 'management reserves the right to kick you out for being an asshole to our staff or other customers'. It had glitter around it to make it ~friendly.