Phi, not Nix
OMG Phi you're so pretty! Heheh, had to get that out of the way.
I think the perp, besides the inevitable blackmail, should receive something in the way of chocolate and bourbon. And a big juicy cheeseburger with garlic fries.
They SO need to actually do it. But if we can't get them to, I'd settle for something incriminating.