I see how it is now. I am the glue around this place.
It all makes sense now. Whenever I'm around all the shit sticks to me, but, once I, the glue, leaves and gets happy, all you rubbers out there just have shit bouncing around and around and off each other, and since you're sans glue, aka me, it has nothing to stick to and therefor it just accumulates and continues boucing. Now this, this makes perfect sense.
Do no worry though, I will be back after New Years, I just want to have the rest of the year in peace, as much peace as we can get with a puppy, with my boyfriend, whom I love and adore.