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TRICK OR TREAT
(OOC: Sooo now that I have blatantly flaunted the fact I am not a writer or poet to you all, Joker has kidnapped a few of the little darlings out there. These notes are left at each of their houses, BUT NOT THE HOUSE OF THE RESPECTIVE CHILD. Ooooh, how Dark Knightish. Not. Panicking parents/owners, feel free to exchange info and save your turnip however you want. Threaten him, get some hints, whatever floats your boat.
And you may all send me narcotics so I don't DO this kind of thing on three hours of sleep. MUAH, love!)
ETA: Yes, the kids and he are godwalled from pinpointing. Suss out who did it and he'll appear to get yelled at.