I take Ace down to the beach for a few hours, just us guys hanging in our board shorts and no shirts. We're there barely 10 minutes, and these girls just come out of the woodwork. And they're there for ACE. Holy Lord, it was a thing of beauty watching my son flirt with the ladies.
Disclaimer: In no way could this be construed as me flirting with a woman other than my wife. Just pointing out the awesomeness that is Ace. If any of you single guys want to borrow him, be my guest. Be prepared to face disappointment when that brunette in the teal g-string goes for Ace and not you.