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rita ([info]skeete) wrote in [info]wizardpost,
@ 2017-01-17 09:47:00

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extra, extra, read all about it! keep your virtues close because rita is here to share them with the wizarding world. currently she is a twenty-seven year old gossip columnist who is hungry af for the next story that will get her name on the front page. while she is only the gossip correspondent, her dream is for a head reporter gig, and she's certain that all of her snooping is going to pay off. she's also writing a tell-all about former headmaster of hogwarts, armando dippet that'll come out probably in the spring.

rita was an ugly duckling who used magic and wit to get back at the haters, taught herself how to become an animagus and used it to snoop around hogwarts to get dirt on her bullies. she now expects the best out of herself and others because she believes she deserves the best and is 87% delusional. she is a fragile thing under the persona she's created, but very few people will ever see that because she's kind of forgotten what it's like to take the mask off at this point. she's a shmoozer and will do pretty much anything to get the story. and while she is fully aware that there's a war going on, she is 100% terrified of voldemort and his supporters and can be seen at functions kissing their asses because she is a giant chicken shit and doesn't want to be cursed. she's promiscuous as hell and is unapologetic about it, so she could use flings of either gender to keep her entertained.

there's a screened gossip post here that i would love for you guys to utilize because if not, she's just going to start making shit up.


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[info]ex_marisha383
2017-01-17 01:00 pm UTC (link)
so much gossip potential about evelyn and her family for you to roll with~

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[info]skeete
2017-01-17 01:07 pm UTC (link)
i was trying to read up on the fam but i need a spark notes version! there's so much!

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[info]elliotto
2017-01-17 01:21 pm UTC (link)
i wish i had something more substantial to offer in the way of a line but ~evelynt is absolutely right. there's so much gossip potential about the entire tourret clan. i feel like elliot MIGHT have given her the benefit of the doubt at one point with oh she's not that bad, she doesn't twist the truth like everyone says, maybe i'll set the record straight once and for all and then the column comes out and he's like WHAT. I DIDN'T SAY THAT. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN THAT WAY. RITA FUCKING SKEETER and now he just despises her. i mean, not in the same way he despises voldy/followers but she just grates on his every nerve.

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[info]ex_marisha383
2017-01-17 01:26 pm UTC (link)
- ev's mom (egalantine tourret) married like 5 different times and they all wound up dead. she murdered most of them except for the most recent which was murdered by elias because she manipulated him into thinking he was abusing her but really it was a strategic move to get elias out of the way because he didn't want evelyn to marry william

- recently there was a ministry event/charity ball type thing and some muggle born official was murdered, so the ministry targeted all known purists who were there which the yaxleys just so happened to be there so they were investigated and questioned and eventually raided but the ministry didn't find anything.

i think thats it i keep spacing out aslskjdf

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[info]skeete
2017-01-18 09:35 am UTC (link)
perfect! the next time i need an update for her, i'll write up a little ~expose~ on them for a slow news week.

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[info]narciss
2017-01-17 02:06 pm UTC (link)
cis would be an avid reader!

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[info]skeete
2017-01-18 09:45 am UTC (link)
i would imagine they rubbed elbows at some sort of fancy gala from time to time, and since she is terrified of her sister, she would do her best to stay in her good graces.

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[info]dthatcher
2017-01-17 02:18 pm UTC (link)
we can still do flings if you want

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[info]skeete
2017-01-18 09:45 am UTC (link)
absolutely we can!

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[info]mmac
2017-01-17 02:49 pm UTC (link)
mae would be an avid reader because she loves gossip, but i think she'd be afraid of rita just because she doesn't want to be in the spotlight ever

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[info]skeete
2017-01-18 09:46 am UTC (link)
i'm going to try my best to make some good gossip up for you all! hopefully i don't disappoint.

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[info]eparkinson
2017-01-17 08:07 pm UTC (link)
i could definitely offer effy up as a fling! she would live and breathe for that gossip column, tbh.

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[info]skeete
2017-01-18 09:51 am UTC (link)
oh, that would be amazing. i'm going to try and get one up here asap! and effy is a socialite, right? she could paint her in a nice, promoting light

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[info]eparkinson
2017-01-18 09:52 am UTC (link)
i can't resist taylor's face, it's a problem haha. she is, yes! effy would be thrilled with that, quite honestly.

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[info]skeete
2017-01-18 12:58 pm UTC (link)
i'm the same way with shay tbh. when was her last line/does she have anything upcoming?

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[info]eparkinson
2017-01-18 02:42 pm UTC (link)
i'm pretty much jacking the normal fashion week schedule because i'm lazy, so her haute couture show is going to be next week!

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