"I don't know about a toupee," he said doubtfully. "Seems like cheating. Maybe I could just wear a lot of hats."
Orsino seemed to consider the idea of suits and glasses, which also required him to picture the band having advanced somewhat in age, which he found hard to do. Although the image of a middle-aged Gideon piping away was particularly funny. Aside from a few dressier events and photoshoots during the year, the band as a whole was stubbornly casual. "Suits, yeah, maybe. You'd be hard pressed to get any of us in one of those right now."
"Oh maybe you both should run off there now then. Why wait until you're millionaires? Maybe you can find a really really great looking Italian with an inheritance coming his way."