"Yeah? Well, you're just as drunk as I am and I normally have a wicked good aim," Roger said, lifting the pillow. Yes, he would defend himself with a pillow if he had to. He would Not Be Poked. "Want to find out if your drunken dodging is better than my drunken throwing?"
He tightened his grip on the pillow, while a scowl stretched across his face. "Shut it! I didn't think i had to pay attention to any of the Bludgers!"