"No," Heath snorted, and took another drink before he finished. "The cover where every fan in the world thinks the reason he doesn't talk so much is because he's dark and soulful and in agony over some lost love." He didn't think Merton was an idiot, either, at least not all the time, but he did think that Merton banked on that reputation, just like the band did.
"And what do you know about what I got at Hogwarts? Except for when the silencing charms weren't so good, or you got my leftovers..."