"Yeah, Merton's is all about his tragic, mysterious heartbreak, yours is more the... untouched prince waiting for true love's kiss." Gideon laughed. "If they only knew how much touching you'd done even before you got out of Hogwarts."
He paused for a moment, looking uncertain and then scowled a little, shrugging. "Which cover? The cover where our agents treat him like an idiot? I never liked that cover anyways. Merton's not stupid, he's just... not quick-minded." He sighed though. Heath had a point. "I'll just have to keep an eye on what he writes, I guess."