"I'd have made an excellent pirate," Fergus corrected. "Not a sailor. Sailor's have uniforms and work for the Queen." Which really didn't mean that he wouldn't have done well, just that he would never have been able to pull off the uniform. Pirates were much more dashing, anyway. Fergus smiled around the rim of the beer he'd already started, waving for the bartender's attention to get Rhydian set up. "Go blind while you were getting dressed, mate? Thought ponces were meant to be better at that."