Su smirked skeptically but didn't deny anything. "Look at me. Do you realize, at my size, how much at takes to get me even a little bit tipsy? Having a stash of liquor under my bed would be possibly one of the worst ideas ever."
As if to prove her point, she leaned forward, suspending herself over the side of the bed, and lifted the bedskirt. The space under the bed was quite empty, with the exception of a large, plush dog toy that Pansy had apparently stowed away, and a pair of winter boots. Su frowned and pulled the dog toy out - a garish green unicorn. She squeezed it a few times, each one emitting a high pitched squeak that made the pug's head shoot up with interest. As Su tossed it aside, Pansy leaped from the bed in a most uncharacteristic show of zeal.
Patting a spot on the bed, Su sat back again and set to work opening the bottle. "Sadly, I don't have a stash of proper glasses for this stuff, either. But I don't really think we need them. This sort of seems like an occasion where one passes the bottle back and forth." Her head tilted.