Hellooooo, people. My name is Ren and I'll be bringing you John Crichton from the Sci-fi Syfy network television series 'Farscape'. He's a pretty chill dude with a lot of really weird alien friends and an ex-commando wife that could easily make the baby Jesus cry. Um, but he's here alone for the moment and probably feeling a little murderous lost (all over again) - so, be gentle?