HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY CHRIS!

Yeah I meant to do this in time, night's been crazy and you have custody of me a majority of tomorrow but here it is. You're loved, and old.

As we have new fodder players in the fold, I just wanted to give a shout out.

Hi, I'm Maggie and currently have the leash for the resident Joker. He's fun, deranged and, gimme me enough time, sets up fun gauntlet-traps for other pups. Sadly, to do so, I need to know who's interesting in being unbraided (kidnapping, torture, questionable interactions, all that good stuff). If you'd like his CV, so far he kidnapped pup-babies on Halloween and had others find them, or just been creepy on boards.

I should have plotted for April fool's, but there was a small tiny ever-so-insignificant matter called candidacy exams to deal with.

So, if you want to your pup messed with, angst through to dark, feel free to gimme a line and I'm more than happy to play. (really, threadwhore anonymous member)