I'm pretty excited to bring you this one dudes and ettes.

It's Shar, and I'd like for you to meet Desirae Starr, WIHH's equivalent of Perez Hilton, portrayed instead by the fabulous Eddie Izzard.

This is someone I've had in my head for months. A lot of comms have "Secrets" or "gossip" parts, Des is going to function as both of those. But in his own gossip blog column.

So here's the deal. He thrives off of you. Yep, each and every one of you. Every Wednesday I'll put up an OOC post linking you to a post in his journal where comments will be screened, and you can submit gossip, newsly bits, or just suggestions of any sort that you have for me to use.

If I don't get enough stuff to write for one week, he's still posting that Friday but he's going to take it anon and it's likely going to be stuff pulled out of my butt. Those posts will consist of "Blind Item" and "If you are easily offended type of material" and I'll take advantage of this next bit.

If you don't mind Des going hog wild making shit up about your pup, drawing on pictures of them, talking trash and generally making them some publicity for them, let me know in a comment! This way if I don't have gossip stuff, I'll use them (in the plural sense) to make my Friday post with him.

I'm encouraging you guys to get into this to encourage some interaction all around. Comment his blog posts and set the situation straight or lie your pup's ass off to cover their ass if it' true, respond to one another! This could be a blast if we let it, guys.

So! Comment if you're cool with him using your pup whenever the well runs dry and in the mean time, churn up some bullshit to feed him so Friday I can post his stuff and you can all see what each other say about one another.

A BIG IMPORTANT NOTE: PLEASE ASK ONE ANOTHER before submitting gossip about anyone else's pup but yours, if they say it's ok go for it, if I get comments or emails saying I'm a bitch and shouldn't have written about someone, I'll tell them who fed me the gossip and you can get reamed for your own crap. Thanks!