"King Francis - I think there was already a couple of those. Maybe go with King Hawkeye? You could have little arrowheads sticking up out of the crown and then take it off and jab people when they try to grab your slices." Aside from movies and video games, Isaac had no idea what was available in a world like Francis'. But he figured someone on the internet probably would have pizza recipes for all occasions. That kind of thing was what the internet existed for. Aside from porn.
"Even if it's not, we can blame it anyway. I mean who could argue? Things happen that no one can explain all the time. We can just say it was magic. It's like saying the dog ate your homework. Even if no one believes it, how can they know," Isaac decided. Even restless as he sometimes got - he was good with no more flare ups that turned him into a kid or made him tell the truth until it hurt. Nothing good had come out of that one.
Isaac refrained from saying it was probably the writing teams Cap usually got. They were always uneven and half the time he got written like a patriotic asshole. Reminding someone you read their dad's comics was definitely creepy, and he was trying to avoid that. "Even if it's a gift? I mean you could tell your dad that it was a dead squirrel from your friend. Date? Date friend. Whichever you tell dads. It's like giving you flowers, only more gross."