they've got reviews and all. plus there's like more than one person writing them. there's a market. there's a whole genre. somewhere there was a whole demand for billionaire dinosaurs to fuck dudes.
because now you know about it so you want to know and you're pissed that you want to know. also hey you date a guy that could be a dinosaur.
wait. does ted change out his little ted size for different flavors ever?