high street ( a his dark materials gpsl ) (highstreet) wrote in welcomenetwork, @ 2015-01-07 02:41:00 |
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Entry tags: | fenris, hawke / the champion |
[ Dragon Age Crew ]
Hi! Hawke here. Seems like a lot of us are showing up from the ass end of Thedas these days, which kind of ruins my big entrance, but fine. I can work with that. Never let it be said the Champion isn't gracious.
Thing is, we're all squashed together in a tiny space right now, and it feels a lot like bringing a Chantry Brother to the Blooming Rose with two smugglers and a very hungry mabari. Awkward, right? Yeah. Thought so. Either we learn how to make friends with each other like not-demons or we end up with lots of yelling and probably red lyrium. Trust me: not worth it.
Still with me? Good, because you're going to help me now. My plan: everyone picks a job they want to work on that can help the rest of us. Make potions, cook meals, sew scarves—I don't care, it's up to you. If we're all forced to work together, we'll be too busy doing nice things to have time for setting things on fire. Unless you're a dragon, then carry on.
If you're opting out of this, I'll need a Maker's balls-sized good reason why or else I'm making you dance in front of everyone wearing an outfit of Isabela's choice. You don't want that.