So this is.... nice? I assume, having never actually been to America before. Seen it on tv, obviously, but that all tends to be cities, which this clearly is not. (Not that I think tv is in any way accurate. I think half of those cities are actually Canadian, for starters, and also no one ever says goodbye before hanging up the phone, which is a bit rude.) Very quaint though, 7/10. Good small town vibe without being overly urban legend creepy.
Uh, not sure if it shows my name on here, sorry. Ianto. It's said exactly how it's spelled, before anyone asks.