I'm not even going to pretend I understand this, and just hope it's part of these nightmares I've been having but if I'm wrong, I'm going to need a lot more than a room so I better see who's out there.
This is Commander Jane Shepard, of the Systems Alliance, service number 5923-AC-2826, to all Normandy crew and Alliance personnel requesting..
..Hell..I don't even know what I'm requesting. Someone? Anyone? The sky looks different and I'm not a big fan of waking up to questionnaires from strangers that give me answers that don't make sense, even if it is followed up by someone giving me spending credits and pointing me in the direction of somewhere for me to stay.