[Filtered to Isaac Lahey*] Isaac Lahey. Somehow we haven't met in person so I decided I should post this for you. We're roommates and that's cool but I have some rules I expect to be followed. You seem like a good kid from what Derek has told me so I'm sure you can understand.
1. Under no circumstances should you go into my room. Obvious, but I like my things to stay private to myself. I'm sure you can get that. 2. Don't hit on me. I'm pretty and you're adorable but it can never be, so squash any possible thoughts and fantasies of me and we'll do just fine. 3. If I try to sister you or mother you, just accept my wisdom and expertise. I know more than Derek. I taught him everything he knows. Most of which he seems to have forgotten. 4. I will probably tease and embarrass you and give you a hard time. You're part of Derek's pack and though I'm an alpha, I'm included in said pack. Nepotism, and all that. It's my right to poke fun at my brother and his adorable little pups. 5. Don't eat my stuff. You can ask. I might say yes, but probably no. Especially my cookies. Don't mess with my cookies or I you will regret it. 6. Do not ever mention my uncle's name in my presence. Ever. 7. Do not try to see me naked. It might be the last thing you do. 8. Repeat number 2. 9. Repeat number 5. 10. I am not above bribery if the price is right and the request is worth my time.
Just follow these and we should be fine.
Also, we should probably meet in person. Say our living room, five o'clock? I'll spring for pizza?
[Filtered to Sport and Baby Girl*] We need to get together, just the three of us. Dinner?
I'm meeting Isaac tonight, possibly, so tomorrow good for the two of you?
*these take place after Cora and Derek have filled her in on what happened (everything since her death, and most definitely and most importantly, about Peter murdering her), which I expect happened shortly after her arrival. Sport is Derek's nickname and Baby Girl is what Laura calls Cora. Headcanon.