Meet Jhessica Eileen Foster, I just held her as 'the eccentric' -- currently am between tasks at work so forgive me if I keep this rather short.

Jhess is an Alabama native -- it only takes about 5 seconds worth of words coming out of her mouth before you realize just how country she is. I'm thinking she works ... in a funeral home, mainly because she went to cosmotology school but found that standing behind a chair fixing old ladies hair while they yapped away about everything under the sun? not her cup of tea. so now she gets the dead presentable for their viewings. she's cheeky and fun and can be a bit of a tomboy though she's a pretty straight shooter when it comes to the manner in which she speaks. Pretty aggressive over things she wants and usually doesn't take no for an answer. she's been in the area about 5 years.

oh. yeah. she cashes into a view of the more 'legit' (in her book) conspiracy theories and loves a good old fashioned debate.

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